Mass Transit Bingo

December 4th, 2009 | 09:59 am
Public transportation systems can be a great way to get to know a city, but they're also a quagmire of filth and squalor.  Whether you enjoy the mass transit experience or not, this bingo card will give you something to do when you're tired of watching the bum across from you lick pudding off of his shirt.
 
 
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12 Responses to "Mass Transit Bingo"

  1. pratik Says:

    There needs to be a RACISM spot on every bingo mat you guys make.

  2. Johnny Appleseed Says:

    Hooray, another lame Bingo card. What's on deck for tomorrow? A flow chart?

  3. justin Says:

    No, we just did a flowchart yesterday. Geeze. It's a good thing you're not running this site.

  4. asdasdasd Says:

    yes. what has been witnessed by the frequenters of holy taco as of late is what it looks like to have a bunch of faggots try to get a site into auto pilot and failing horribly.

  5. justin Says:

    We've always been trying to get this site to auto pilot.  Are you just now realizing that? Get that dick out of your mouth and come up with a better username, homo.

  6. Erin Says:

    You left out "Creepy old man that fondles young girls"

  7. Drunken Pig Says:

    From experiance Erin??...bet you liked it!!

  8. Erin Says:

    I certainly. Those bathroom stalls in the subway are damn dirty for a good reason.

  9. Anonymouse2131231 Says:

    there's bathroom stalls in the subway?

    i ask cause i normally just see everyone taking a shit anywhere they can..

  10. Erin Says:

    Yeah there are bathrooms, they are nasty and they are just used for sex with hookers and housing for homeless. Although most of the time if someone takes a dump it will be on the train or on the platform. Damn I love NYC.

  11. Hugh Jorgan Says:

    This could have been better. Here are some things from Toronto's transit system...

    Drunk guy pissing on stairs or tracks

    Hobo sleeping spread-eagle on the ground

    Students drinking very openly

    Idiot rocking out to shitty music

    Someone falling into/ on you

    Abandoned or lost weed

    Puke

    A vandalized ad that is now hilarious

    Disgusting spilled liquid

    Person who is too civilized to take a crowded train

    Skitzo talking to self

    Old person bailing

    Kids rolling a spliff

    Bus that never comes

    Asshole in the fair booth

    Being the only white person on the bus or train

    Drunks racing on the subway tracks

    Zanta

  12. E cigarettes Says:

    Bing rocks... I play with my gma every tuesday night.

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