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Masturbation is fun…and dangerous!

If you’re a dude, and you masturbate, then listen to this important news.  If you’re a dude and you do not masturbate, then you are not alive and thus unable to read this blog.

I just read this, straight from a website called healthystrokes.com

Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome (TMS) is the habit some males have of masturbating in a face-down (prone) position by rubbing their penises against the mattress, pillow, or other bedding.   Some rub against the floor.

Okay, you have my attention, please continue…

 Masturbating face-down puts excessive pressure on the penis.  These sensations are not easily replicated in conventional masturbation or in sexual intercourse.  This can make TMS practitioners unable to have normal sexual relations.  A survey conducted for this website revealed that males who masturbate conventionally have sex 6.6 times more often than TMS practitioners.

What?!?!  6.6 Times!  Unable to have normal sexual relations!!!  How could no one have ever said anything about this to me before?!  Why didn’t they teach this shit in sixth grade when I had my first “summer of love?!”…Not that I masturbate by humping a pillow…cause I don’t.   That would be silly.  I was just concerned that I didn’t know because I could tell the people who do masturbate like this about it…not that I talk to people about mastur…Forget I posted this.

9 Responses to "Masturbation is fun…and dangerous!"

  1. what? ido it alot. and now ima have a hard time getting hard? bitch please.

  2. k wap says:

    I love to ‘waltz’

  3. Marc Griliches says:

    I go to sleep completly and extremly naked every Night and I always masturbate,rub,touch and play with my testicles,my sexy penis and my little penis head in my bedroom bed every Night and in my showers every Day. I enjoy and love it very much especially when I recieve my sperm and my cum out from my sexy penis and from my little penis head and I have my orgasam so I can ejaculate. I masturbate,rub,touch and play with my testicles,my sexy penis and my little penis head 7 days a week before I go into my showers and after I come out from my showers. The tip of my little penis head is very small but I can still recieve my sperm and my cum out and have my orgasam so I can ejaculate just like I will in my bedroom bed when I am completly and extremly naked Tonight and in my Thursday Morning shower Tomorrow Morning. Avril; Would you like to come over to my Brookline house around 8;30 AM on a Monday Morning which is my day off and help me to masturbate my sexy penis and my little penis head so I can cum and have my orgasam and I can ejaculate? I would love to meet and talk with you Avril. Please say that you will come over to my Brookline house around 8;30 AM on a Monday Morning on my day off and help me masturbate my sexy penis and my little penis head and have my orgasam so I can ejaculate. I need and want your help please. Please type and send me an email at; Classicalmarc@GMail.com before 10;00 PM Tonight. Thank you very much Avril. Marc email city.

  4. Anonymous says:

    FUCK1!

  5. Dika indo says:

    Whatever ppl say about MB-ING, The fact is MB-ING is fun.
    All u need is ur hand. Belive it’s so fun.

  6. snoop dawg says:

    This is some fucked up shit yo.