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Matt Stairs Likes To Get His Ass Hammered

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I don’t think I ever expected to hear a baseball player say these words in a post-game press conference:

“When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys , there’s no better feeling than to have that done.

What happened to the good ol’ fashioned high five? I wonder if we’ll see the number of late-inning heroics go down since players might be worried about having to get their ass hammered if they hit the game winning home run.

via thefightins.com

3 Responses to "Matt Stairs Likes To Get His Ass Hammered"

  1. Pratik says:

    I think all you could hear was reporters writing feverishly as soon as he said that, along with stifled laughter and nervous shifty looking around(if that can be heard).

  2. Drunk Idiot says:

    I like getting hammered by other guys to.