Do I think Matthew Broderick is gay? No. But we’ve all heard the rumors that his marriage to Sarah Jessica Parker is a sham because he likes to pitch (and catch) for the other team and she…well, she looks like her. So, if you and I have heard these rumors, I’m pretty sure SJP has too. Which makes me wonder why she would say this in New York Magazine:
“Matthew doesn’t have enough friends, she tells me, sounding very mother-hennish and adding that Matthew has mostly gay friends in New York.
If I were Sarah Jessica Parker (and I pray to God that someday I will be), and I had a slightly effeminete husband who people called a mega flamer, I might mention his love of the Chicago Bears or his ability pound countless beers at any given sporting event or his insatiable desire to cram as many hot dogs in his mouth at one time…um, maybe I’d skip that last one.