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Matthew Broderick: I Like Gay Men

Do I think Matthew Broderick is gay? No. But we’ve all heard the rumors that his marriage to Sarah Jessica Parker is a sham because he likes to pitch (and catch) for the other team and she…well, she looks like her. So, if you and I have heard these rumors, I’m pretty sure SJP has too. Which makes me wonder why she would say this in New York Magazine:

“Matthew doesn’t have enough friends, she tells me, sounding very mother-hennish and adding that Matthew has mostly gay friends in New York.

If I were Sarah Jessica Parker (and I pray to God that someday I will be), and I had a slightly effeminete husband who people called a mega flamer, I might mention his love of the Chicago Bears or his ability pound countless beers at any given sporting event or his insatiable desire to cram as many hot dogs in his mouth at one time…um, maybe I’d skip that last one.

via idontlikeyouinthatway.com

16 Responses to "Matthew Broderick: I Like Gay Men"

  1. Jill says:

    Sheesh. If SJP had mentioned “his love of the Chicago Bears or his ability pound countless beers at any given sporting event or his insatiable desire to cram as many hot dogs in his mouth at one time”, you guys would probably interpret that as her lying. It’s a lose-lose situation for them. The fact that she said that he has gay friends just makes me believe he must be straight. I don’t understand where the gay rumours come from. Just because Nathan’s gay, doesn’t mean that anyone he might have chemistry with is gay. Go and watch Matthew’s performance in Mrs Parker and the Vicious Circle: he is definitely not gay.

  2. twisted says:

    Matthew is very shy, soft and old-fashioned and has some effeminate mannerisms, probably from his years growing up in theatre and living in Greenwich Village. I don’t believe he is gay. He was known to be bi-sexual when he was younger, but probably put that aside when he realized he wanted to have a more traditional personal life. Many people do that. It’s called making choices. He obviously has made his, so I don’t know why people continue to make this an issue. If he weren’t married to SJP, we wouldn’t even be discussing it. He has had many girlfriends in his life, so what if he has gay male friends? He is an actor and lives in NYC, so why would that be unusual?

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  5. </a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/matthew-broderick-i-like-gay-men/#comment-61385">May 13, 2009 at 12:25 pm</a></div> <p>Good evening. There is an applause superior to that of the multitudes: one’s own.<br /> I am from Libya and also am speaking English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: “Russian prime minister vladimir putin criticized the european union and ukraine russia avtovaz to receive bailout funds.Car manufacturers link companies listed on the russian trading system.”</p> <p>THX <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> , Shamus.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-89676"> <div id="comment-89676" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Desmond</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/matthew-broderick-i-like-gay-men/#comment-89676">June 15, 2009 at 12:03 pm</a></div> <p>Please give pardon to my English to gay Broderick. He is perfection in Doogie Howitzer’s Day Off. I loved him too in Meeting with Your Mother, very good show for the tv. Is it still?<br /> If I were american and a gay and a man I should like to take the Day Off with gay Broderick. Pardon my fun words.<br /> Didn’t the school boss in that movie get gay photos of a boy Broderick’s age? Where he now in jail? Did this what make the Broderick a gay?</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-154087"> <div id="comment-154087" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">The good kind of racism</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/matthew-broderick-i-like-gay-men/#comment-154087">June 10, 2010 at 2:43 pm</a></div> <p>God I would totally lick SJP’s ass hole all fucken night! I want her to shit on my face and make me drink her menstrual fluids! I swear I’d leave my wife for her! I’d stab my sun in the neck with a sharp dildo just for the chance to jack off with her hair! Call me Jessica! I love you! It’s me “Phil”</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-6567"> <div id="comment-6567" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">KeeblerKahn</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/matthew-broderick-i-like-gay-men/#comment-6567">May 5, 2008 at 2:49 pm</a></div> <p>Maybe Matthew is gay, maybe not, I don’t know or really care. I just feel sorry for the poor guy for being saddled with a wife who looks like she could actually be saddled. If he is gay and God is punishing him with Sarah Jessica Parker, then he is truly a vengeful God. I’m talking old testament lost in the desert for 40 years because you pissed off God vengeance.</p> <p>Ferris deserves better.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-6568"> <div id="comment-6568" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">olderty</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/matthew-broderick-i-like-gay-men/#comment-6568">May 5, 2008 at 3:35 pm</a></div> <p>Amen! That’s divorce material.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-6569"> <div id="comment-6569" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">white devil</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/matthew-broderick-i-like-gay-men/#comment-6569">May 5, 2008 at 5:34 pm</a></div> <p>Ferris was gay for many years, and even had a relationship with Mr. Rodgers for 7 years. He still dreeses like his former lover as a nod to the good times. Ferris began thinking that his super gayness was wrong, and later joined a heavily religious sect to repent. This sect saw being gay as the biggest slant against god and he was handed down a lifelong sentence of being married to SJP. Ferris is a great actor and takes his medicine well…he deserves a spot in heaven.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-6570"> <div id="comment-6570" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">jeebus</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/matthew-broderick-i-like-gay-men/#comment-6570">May 5, 2008 at 5:34 pm</a></div> <p>save ferris</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-6571"> <div id="comment-6571" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Chaosman</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/matthew-broderick-i-like-gay-men/#comment-6571">May 5, 2008 at 9:17 pm</a></div> <p>Dammit jeebus! I was soooo gonna say that. Nice ref.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-6572"> <div id="comment-6572" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Tight tittie</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/matthew-broderick-i-like-gay-men/#comment-6572">May 5, 2008 at 9:39 pm</a></div> <p>He has to be gay! Take a look at his man wife Sarah.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-6573"> <div id="comment-6573" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">bootlips</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/matthew-broderick-i-like-gay-men/#comment-6573">May 5, 2008 at 11:51 pm</a></div> <p>He’s so boring looking. He has a doughy child molester look to him.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-6574"> <div id="comment-6574" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">sean</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/matthew-broderick-i-like-gay-men/#comment-6574">May 6, 2008 at 2:46 am</a></div> <p>boring? didn’t you see ferris bueller’s day off? he played hookie, sang in a parade, swam in the pool’sof strangers, totalled a ferrari….the list goes on.</p> <p>also, i haven’t seen the stepford wives but i’ve heard nothing but sub-par things about it</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-6575"> <div id="comment-6575" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Buddy Ice</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/matthew-broderick-i-like-gay-men/#comment-6575">May 6, 2008 at 11:56 am</a></div> <p>Is it just me, or does Sarah Jessica Parker Broderick look like Howard Stern in that photo?</p> </div> </li> </ol> </div> </div> <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <div id="re_ad_300x250"> <!-- begin ad-tag 300x250 --> <div id="div-gpt-ad-1362699458765-1"> <script type="text/javascript"> googletag.cmd.push(function () { googletag.display("div-gpt-ad-1362699458765-1"); }); </script> </div> <!-- end ad tag --> </div> </div> <!-- START OF THE PLAYER EMBEDDING TO COPY-PASTE --> <div id="mediaplayer" class="mediaplayer block"> <textarea class="lazyload-right"> <h2 class="heading"> This Street Fight Is So Well Filmed It’s Almost Art </h2> <div class="mediaplayerBox"> <iframe src="//break.com/embed/2655550?embed=1" width="300" height="250" webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen allowfullscreen frameborder="0"></iframe> </div> </textarea> </div> <!-- END OF THE PLAYER EMBEDDING --> </div> <br clear="all" /> </div> <!-- content end --> </div> <div class="footer_wraper"> <div class="footer"> <ul class="network_sites"> <li class="break"><a href="http://www.break.com/" target="_blank" title="Funny Videos">Break.com</a></li> <li class="mademan"><a href="http://www.mademan.com/" target="_blank" title="Men's Guide">Made Man</a></li> <li class="gamefront"><a href="http://www.gamefront.com/" target="_blank" title="Game Front">Game Front</a></li> <li class="screenjunkies"><a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/" target="_blank" title="Movie Reviews">Screen Junkies</a></li> <li class="cagepotato"><a href="http://www.cagepotato.com/" target="_blank" title="MMA News">Cage Potato</a></li> <li class="chickipedia"><a href="http://www.mademan.com/chickipedia/" target="_blank" title="Hot Pictures">Chickipedia</a></li> <li class="holytaco last"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/" target="_blank" title="Funny Stuff">Holy Taco</a></li> </ul> </div> <div class="footer_foot"> <a href="http://www.breakmedia.com" title="Break Media" class="logo_breakmedia" target="_blank">Break Media</a> <ul class="quicklink_bm"> <li><a href="http://www.breakmedia.com/for-advertisers">Advertise</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/contact/holy-taco-privacy-policy">Privacy</a></li> <li><a href="http://breakmedia.zendesk.com/portal">Help / FAQ</a></li> <li><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/contact/terms-of-use">Terms</a></li> <li><a href="http://info.break.com/break/html/copyright-notices.html">Copyright</a></li> <li><a style="cursor:pointer" onclick="TRUSTeWidget.Tab.link()">Ad Choices</a></li> </ul> <p class="copyright_bm">Copyright © 2011 Break Media. 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