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Matthew McConaughey Needs To Go Away

Holy shit. This is such an egregious act of douchebaggery I can’t even begin to explain. This commercial is to being a douchebag, what Tiger Woods winning the Masters by 12 strokes was to Golf. This is insane. I love how at the end of it, McConaughey takes off his tuxedo shirt to reveal he doesn’t even wear an undershirt under his tuxedo, then he sits on his couch and you think he’s escaped the paparazzi, only to see once the shirt is off, a bunch of flash bulbs go off. And instead of McConaughey being like “What the-?! What are all these paparazzi doing in my apartment like they’re throwing me a f-ing surprise party?,” he just smiles. And it’s not some smile like “this is awkward.” No no. It’s a smile that’s a cross between “nine strippers are going to blow me in a couple minutes” and “hey check it out, TBS is broadcasting a marathon of Cheers.” I can’t even believe how douchey this is. I bet even Dane Cook watched this and was like “Wow, that McConaughey is a douchebag.”

6 Responses to "Matthew McConaughey Needs To Go Away"

  1. Josh says:

    Haha while I was watching this I was like “Mathew McConaughey is such a douche its unreal!” and then I scrolled down and read what you wrote.

  2. Chaosman says:

    I have liked him in several of his films…..but OMG. That was….awful. All I can say is I hope they paid him alot for that revolting…….I can’t even come up with a word bad enuff. nevermind

  3. skillsaw says:

    Would have been better if he ended it asking the paparazzi. Hey man, got a joint?

  4. andrew bullen says:

    mcconaughey……so hot right now

  5. K-MAn says:

    I was up for that spot, but made the director throw up in his mouth a bit when I took off my shirt and he saw all my hair. Then I just left the set in tears… oooohhh matthew, how do you get such soft skin??

  6. olderty says:

    Vid has been pulled, not that I needed to know how big a ‘bag Mcconaugay is…


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