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16 Responses to "May the Schwartz Be With You"

  1. President Skroob says:

    1-2-3-4-5? That’s amazing! I’ve got the same combination on my luggage!

  2. Barf says:

    Funny, he doesn’t look druish!

  3. DonkeyXote says:

    I can’t believe that’s not photoshopped!

  4. Dr. White Guy says:

    I can’t belive that all of holy taco hates your faggot ass….wait, nevermind i can totally belive that….. for you suck the mad cock.

  5. Dr. White Guy says:

    FYI

    I can’t believe I had to come with a new nickname to get this fucker to suck some pwnage. Although this will be a very short-lived victory before he replies with something fresh and witty but FUCK IT! A try’s worth a try, right?

    FUCK YOU DONKEY!

    FUCK YOU BITCH!

  6. DonkeyXote's sequential hermaphrodite sister says:

    That’s right bitch, here I am! COME AND GET ME YOU PUSSY!

    Your entire family sucks ass and you’re as gay as a fruit-loop!

    I HATE YOU DONKEY! I TRULLY FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!!

  7. DonkeyXote's Pride says:

    Sorry dude, I’m outta here! ya on yer own now!

    Peace!!

  8. DonkeyXote says:

    Nah, I got nothing. I guess you got me good this time.

    That’ll do pig, that’ll do!

  9. SPAMMERSUX says:

    So nowhere in this add does it mention that he isn’t a guy. Think that says it all. Flock to the website fags.

  10. bely says:

    My boyfriend and I broke up a week ago. yeah.. i’m young ,beautiful,lonely and still
    hurting.i maybe need someone to love..still..
    My friends told me about —–Agegapsingles.com —–told It’s the best place to meet an older boyfriend or a younger one. ..So i got a username(Anna Bely) there in order to find a new boyfriend.i just don’t know if it’s right !!!!
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  11. cough/cool says:

    if thats is not photoshopped, then what the hell is the piont of a huge cop helmut?

  12. AnnBoner says:

    Barf: “I’m a mog: half man, half dog. I’m my own best friend!”

  13. Chad Rinko says:

    ROTFL, now thats the funniest thing I have seen all week! Could you imagine getting pulled over by that?

    Chad
    http://www.true-privacy.es.tc

  14. Fruit Loop Joe says:

    ROTLGJKKJTTFL, could your comments be more disposable?

    Joe
    http://www.true-privacy.es.tc

  15. John Candy as "Pedobear" says:

    THEY’VE GONE TO PLAID!

  16. pratik says:

    Hopefully he knows how to use his Schwartz, and is good at merchandising.