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Maybe Not The Best Way To Sell Your Car

 
Since the dawn of automobile sales, people have used girls in bikinis to help sell their car.  Usually those girls are professional models hired by car companies, and not your girlfriend who frightens small children.  These pics were found on a message board by reader holycow.  Apparently this dude thought it wise to use his lady friend to sell his Integra.  Let’s just say the message board was less than friendly.  Check out some of the responses at the above link.  My favorite part is that the dude selling the car is most concerned with the old date on the pictures.
Got my girlfriend to model for my car (PICS)

Thats my baby and my 2nd baby the red Integra.

Ignore the date on the pictures, haven’t set the camera yet.

 
 

 
 
 

38 Responses to "Maybe Not The Best Way To Sell Your Car"

  1. Anonymous says:

    Thread was funny.
    except those retards who state the obvious 200 times…
    oh wait.
    they got here too ….

  2. Milo says:

    jigsaw is real!!! lmao

  3. lickmyfart says:

    hey guys lay off. maybe she had a stroke or something, leaving her with one side of her body paralyzed. i wonder if she has a
    ‘lazy tit” that sags longer than the other. btw, i still managed to bust a nut to this pic.

  4. Alfred McGuffin says:

    That’s not a pendant she’s (he’s?) wearing, it’s a dog license!

  5. farkmore says:

    I have NEVER been that hardup to get laid.

  6. KingDingAling says:

    Don’t lie. You know all of you would be balls deep with out a rubber with this skank.

  7. JKFan says:

    Clearly KingDingaLing never gets laid and therefore thinks that EVERYIONE would have sex with any woman that is willing.

  8. Whodat says:

    I thought it was a tranny

  9. hugecock says:

    huh, yeah autistic models arent the best way to sell anything

  10. Anonymous says:

    ohhhh god. Thats a boner killer for damn sure.

  11. GrandPooBarPhatCock says:

    ha ha she reminds me of that time on acid when i tried to stick my penis into into a power outlet ! not sure how i confused an asian for a power outlet but from these pictures…. now i know how!
    BBBUUNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!

  12. GrandPooBarPhatCock says:

    She reminds me of that time on Acid when i tried to stick my penis into a power socket!, how i confused an asian for that i was not sure, after these photos know i realise …..oohh the shame!

  13. Stinky Elvis says:

    The lazy eye really brings her whole look together.

  14. ballashotcalla says:

    This is the result of when The Penguin mates with Gilbert Gottfried.

  15. Anonymous says:

    this is the best “butt’r face” I’ve seen in a long time. Nice!

  16. Lampoon says:

    Balls Deep FTW!!!

  17. Jay says:

    The Penguin from Batman the Animated Series? Or the grinning cat from Alice in Wonderland?

  18. Bostonlongstroke says:

    Her eyes, relative to the rest of her face….

    Does what “The Dudes’ rug did for the room it was in…. That shit really ties it all together!

    There’s almost no visible iris, on her eyes…. No way she can see anything.

  19. farkmore says:

    This is what the undead look like just before
    their body starts to rot

  20. farkmore says:

    How the hell does he drive that car?
    He’s obviously blind!

  21. Anonymous says:

    Her make up is all wrong!

  22. Blake says:

    i want her to mount me.

  23. Anonymous says:

    Why is that dude wearing a bikini?

  24. Matt L says:

    You guys HAVE to click on the message board link. I’ve been reading it for a half hour and laughing my ass off.

  25. </a></cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/maybe-not-best-way-sell-your-car/#comment-37220">May 13, 2009 at 11:00 am</a></div> <p>Hello. If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is “thank you,” that would suffice.<br /> I am from Romania and learning to speak English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “The spread of the virus in togliatti, avtovaz will be short of as many as succumb to the disease, said dr.Moscow , renault has emerged the winner to buy a percent stake in avtovaz as the french carmaker looks to reinforce its position in what.”</p> <p>Thanks for the help <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> , Zarifa.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-47057"> <div id="comment-47057" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Felchy Belcher</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/maybe-not-best-way-sell-your-car/#comment-47057">January 7, 2009 at 11:22 am</a></div> <p>Andrew Dice Clay comes to mind….</p> <p>“Hickory – DickoOOOOLLLY SHIITT!”</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-126489"> <div id="comment-126489" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Dankwgn420</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/maybe-not-best-way-sell-your-car/#comment-126489">November 10, 2009 at 11:01 pm</a></div> <p>sweet jesus what was he thinking thats the worst</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-24733"> <div id="comment-24733" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Pratik</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/maybe-not-best-way-sell-your-car/#comment-24733">November 8, 2008 at 9:46 am</a></div> <p>What’s with her lazy right eye? Her eyelids look like someone who is drunk on Family Guy.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-24734"> <div id="comment-24734" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Kendall </cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/maybe-not-best-way-sell-your-car/#comment-24734">November 8, 2008 at 10:02 am</a></div> <p>My offer stands at $6500 assuming you’re going to replace the shattered driver’s side mirror.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-24735"> <div id="comment-24735" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Krunked</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/maybe-not-best-way-sell-your-car/#comment-24735">November 8, 2008 at 11:42 am</a></div> <p>I like shitting.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-24736"> <div id="comment-24736" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">plastic paddy</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/maybe-not-best-way-sell-your-car/#comment-24736">November 8, 2008 at 11:44 am</a></div> <p>thats the girl that begs to be fisted.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-24737"> <div id="comment-24737" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/maybe-not-best-way-sell-your-car/#comment-24737">November 8, 2008 at 12:37 pm</a></div> <p>Funny, but it’s a fake. Look here:<br /> <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7c2ow/i_got_my_girlfriend_to_model_for_my_car_picsnsfw/" rel="nofollow">http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7c2ow/i_got_my_girlfriend_to_model_for_my_car_picsnsfw/</a></p> <p>BTW, he posted it on at least 4 different forums. <img src='http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-24738"> <div id="comment-24738" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Anonymous</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/maybe-not-best-way-sell-your-car/#comment-24738">November 8, 2008 at 3:21 pm</a></div> <p>hahahaha</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-24739"> <div id="comment-24739" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Robnoxious</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/maybe-not-best-way-sell-your-car/#comment-24739">November 8, 2008 at 4:11 pm</a></div> <p>rank.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-24740"> <div id="comment-24740" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">babcock</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/maybe-not-best-way-sell-your-car/#comment-24740">November 8, 2008 at 4:29 pm</a></div> <p>I think wats funnier is that was posted on a body building forum….nuff said.</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-24741"> <div id="comment-24741" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Goddamndevil</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/maybe-not-best-way-sell-your-car/#comment-24741">November 8, 2008 at 4:37 pm</a></div> <p>Are you sure she isn’t a he……………</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment even thread-even depth-1" id="li-comment-126490"> <div id="comment-126490" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">Dankwgn420</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/maybe-not-best-way-sell-your-car/#comment-126490">November 10, 2009 at 11:03 pm</a></div> <p>she needs to not smile or something i had to go back and look again it’s like 2 girls one cup with out the cup and missing one girl</p> </div> </li> <li class="comment odd alt thread-odd thread-alt depth-1" id="li-comment-139921"> <div id="comment-139921" class="commentListBox "> <div class="comment-author vcard"> <cite><cite class="fn">LykeWyse of Fresno California USA</cite> <span class="says">says:</span></cite> </div> <div class="comment-meta commentmetadata"><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/maybe-not-best-way-sell-your-car/#comment-139921">February 5, 2010 at 12:23 pm</a></div> <p>Hey does she want to wash my car; she has to do it at night cuz I don’t want her to scare the hell out of my neighbors, shit I do a good enough job at that!!!</p> </div> </li> </ol> </div> </div> <div id="column-right"> <div class="block"> <div id="re_ad_300x250"> <!-- BEGIN 300x250 ad tag --> <script type="text/javascript">document.write('<script language="JavaScript" src="http://ad.doubleclick.net/adj/brk.ht/'+htAdVars.zone+';sz=300x250;tile=3;cntid='+htAdVars.cntID+';'+apexTagKeyVals+'ord='+ord+'?" type="text/javascript"></scr'+'ipt>');</script> <!-- END 300x250 ad tag --> </div> </div> <div class="textwidget"><p><a href="http://www.holytaco.com/how-make-mcgriddle-home-0/"><img 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