Since the dawn of automobile sales, people have used girls in bikinis to help sell their car. Usually those girls are professional models hired by car companies, and not your girlfriend who frightens small children. These pics were found on a
message board by reader holycow. Apparently this dude thought it wise to use his lady friend to sell his Integra. Let’s just say the message board was less than friendly. Check out some of the responses at the above link. My favorite part is that the dude selling the car is most concerned with the old date on the pictures.
Got my girlfriend to model for my car (PICS)
Thats my baby and my 2nd baby the red Integra.
Ignore the date on the pictures, haven’t set the camera yet.
Thread was funny.
except those retards who state the obvious 200 times…
oh wait.
they got here too ….
jigsaw is real!!! lmao
hey guys lay off. maybe she had a stroke or something, leaving her with one side of her body paralyzed. i wonder if she has a
‘lazy tit” that sags longer than the other. btw, i still managed to bust a nut to this pic.
That’s not a pendant she’s (he’s?) wearing, it’s a dog license!
I have NEVER been that hardup to get laid.
Don’t lie. You know all of you would be balls deep with out a rubber with this skank.
Clearly KingDingaLing never gets laid and therefore thinks that EVERYIONE would have sex with any woman that is willing.
I thought it was a tranny
huh, yeah autistic models arent the best way to sell anything
ohhhh god. Thats a boner killer for damn sure.
ha ha she reminds me of that time on acid when i tried to stick my penis into into a power outlet ! not sure how i confused an asian for a power outlet but from these pictures…. now i know how!
BBBUUNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
She reminds me of that time on Acid when i tried to stick my penis into a power socket!, how i confused an asian for that i was not sure, after these photos know i realise …..oohh the shame!
The lazy eye really brings her whole look together.
This is the result of when The Penguin mates with Gilbert Gottfried.
this is the best “butt’r face” I’ve seen in a long time. Nice!
Balls Deep FTW!!!
The Penguin from Batman the Animated Series? Or the grinning cat from Alice in Wonderland?
Her eyes, relative to the rest of her face….
Does what “The Dudes’ rug did for the room it was in…. That shit really ties it all together!
There’s almost no visible iris, on her eyes…. No way she can see anything.
This is what the undead look like just before
their body starts to rot
How the hell does he drive that car?
He’s obviously blind!
Her make up is all wrong!
i want her to mount me.
Why is that dude wearing a bikini?
You guys HAVE to click on the message board link. I’ve been reading it for a half hour and laughing my ass off.
Hello. If the only prayer you ever say in your whole life is “thank you,” that would suffice.
I am from Romania and learning to speak English, please tell me right I wrote the following sentence: “The spread of the virus in togliatti, avtovaz will be short of as many as succumb to the disease, said dr.Moscow , renault has emerged the winner to buy a percent stake in avtovaz as the french carmaker looks to reinforce its position in what.”
Thanks for the help
, Zarifa.
Andrew Dice Clay comes to mind….
“Hickory – DickoOOOOLLLY SHIITT!”
sweet jesus what was he thinking thats the worst
What’s with her lazy right eye? Her eyelids look like someone who is drunk on Family Guy.
My offer stands at $6500 assuming you’re going to replace the shattered driver’s side mirror.
I like shitting.
thats the girl that begs to be fisted.
Funny, but it’s a fake. Look here:
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7c2ow/i_got_my_girlfriend_to_model_for_my_car_picsnsfw/
BTW, he posted it on at least 4 different forums.
hahahaha
rank.
I think wats funnier is that was posted on a body building forum….nuff said.
Are you sure she isn’t a he……………
she needs to not smile or something i had to go back and look again it’s like 2 girls one cup with out the cup and missing one girl
Hey does she want to wash my car; she has to do it at night cuz I don’t want her to scare the hell out of my neighbors, shit I do a good enough job at that!!!