Since the dawn of automobile sales, people have used girls in bikinis to help sell their car. Usually those girls are professional models hired by car companies, and not your girlfriend who frightens small children. These pics were found on a message board by reader holycow. Apparently this dude thought it wise to use his lady friend to sell his Integra. Let's just say the message board was less than friendly. Check out some of the responses at the above link. My favorite part is that the dude selling the car is most concerned with the old date on the pictures.
Got my girlfriend to model for my car (PICS)
<!-- / icon and title --> <!-- message --> Thats my baby and my 2nd baby the red Integra.
Ignore the date on the pictures, haven't set the camera yet.
hey guys lay off. maybe she had a stroke or something, leaving her with one side of her body paralyzed. i wonder if she has a
'lazy tit" that sags longer than the other. btw, i still managed to bust a nut to this pic.
ha ha she reminds me of that time on acid when i tried to stick my penis into into a power outlet ! not sure how i confused an asian for a power outlet but from these pictures.... now i know how!
BBBUUNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
She reminds me of that time on Acid when i tried to stick my penis into a power socket!, how i confused an asian for that i was not sure, after these photos know i realise .....oohh the shame!
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November 9th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Clearly KingDingaLing never gets laid and therefore thinks that EVERYIONE would have sex with any woman that is willing.
November 8th, 2008 at 09:46 am
What's with her lazy right eye? Her eyelids look like someone who is drunk on Family Guy.
November 8th, 2008 at 10:02 am
My offer stands at $6500 assuming you're going to replace the shattered driver's side mirror.
November 8th, 2008 at 11:42 am
I like shitting.
November 8th, 2008 at 11:44 am
thats the girl that begs to be fisted.
November 8th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Funny, but it's a fake. Look here:
http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7c2ow/i_got_my_girlfriend_to_model...
BTW, he posted it on at least 4 different forums. :-)
November 8th, 2008 at 03:21 pm
hahahaha
November 8th, 2008 at 04:11 pm
rank.
November 8th, 2008 at 04:29 pm
I think wats funnier is that was posted on a body building forum....nuff said.
November 8th, 2008 at 04:37 pm
Are you sure she isn't a he...............
November 8th, 2008 at 06:07 pm
Thread was funny.
except those retards who state the obvious 200 times...
oh wait.
they got here too ....
November 8th, 2008 at 08:53 pm
jigsaw is real!!! lmao
November 9th, 2008 at 01:02 am
hey guys lay off. maybe she had a stroke or something, leaving her with one side of her body paralyzed. i wonder if she has a
'lazy tit" that sags longer than the other. btw, i still managed to bust a nut to this pic.
November 9th, 2008 at 07:36 am
That's not a pendant she's (he's?) wearing, it's a dog license!
November 9th, 2008 at 09:43 am
I have NEVER been that hardup to get laid.
November 9th, 2008 at 09:49 am
Don't lie. You know all of you would be balls deep with out a rubber with this skank.
November 9th, 2008 at 03:34 pm
I thought it was a tranny
November 9th, 2008 at 04:49 pm
huh, yeah autistic models arent the best way to sell anything
November 10th, 2008 at 12:20 am
ohhhh god. Thats a boner killer for damn sure.
November 10th, 2008 at 02:27 am
ha ha she reminds me of that time on acid when i tried to stick my penis into into a power outlet ! not sure how i confused an asian for a power outlet but from these pictures.... now i know how!
BBBUUNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!
November 10th, 2008 at 02:29 am
She reminds me of that time on Acid when i tried to stick my penis into a power socket!, how i confused an asian for that i was not sure, after these photos know i realise .....oohh the shame!
November 10th, 2008 at 06:17 am
The lazy eye really brings her whole look together.
November 10th, 2008 at 06:42 am
This is the result of when The Penguin mates with Gilbert Gottfried.
November 10th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
this is the best "butt'r face" I've seen in a long time. Nice!
November 10th, 2008 at 01:12 pm
Balls Deep FTW!!!
November 10th, 2008 at 04:26 pm
The Penguin from Batman the Animated Series? Or the grinning cat from Alice in Wonderland?
November 10th, 2008 at 04:34 pm
Her eyes, relative to the rest of her face....
Does what "The Dudes' rug did for the room it was in.... That shit really ties it all together!
There's almost no visible iris, on her eyes.... No way she can see anything.
November 10th, 2008 at 07:03 pm
This is what the undead look like just before
their body starts to rot
November 10th, 2008 at 07:04 pm
How the hell does he drive that car?
He's obviously blind!
November 11th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Her make up is all wrong!
November 11th, 2008 at 01:51 pm
i want her to mount me.
November 13th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Why is that dude wearing a bikini?
November 24th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
You guys HAVE to click on the message board link. I've been reading it for a half hour and laughing my ass off.
January 7th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Andrew Dice Clay comes to mind....
"Hickory - DickoOOOOLLLY SHIITT!"