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Oh, *I* got a HUUUUUGE-ass slab of bacon you can eat, all right …
Looks like that shits between 2 slices of bread.
That was a badass rhyme.
This guys in for a wild next morning of shitting, a pound of bacon, and wild turkey 101.. that shits fucking rough..
I’m a female and I’d love to try to eat this. Bacon isn’t only for men, you know.
What no fucking peanut butter?
omfg naughty comments people :I
fuckin’ loser…
I shudder to think what you look like…
i would love a vertical bacon sandwich…
are you full already ? fucking crazy plastic injection molding…
Faggot.
Anonymous callouts… that would make you the douche, or the user of one.
I bet you think strippers actually like you.
Nah dude, I don’t think that at all…I just go there cuz I like to spend time with your Mom and sisters. Not much for conversation but they cost less than any other stripper whores I’ve ever known. Oh, yeah, I almost forgot…tell your Ma I like it when she takes her teeth out and gives me her famous gummer blow job. You remember how much you alwys enjoyed that don’t you?
Don’t fuck with anon, dude, you’ll wind up an hero in no time.
Anon, amirite?
u homos do realize that arguing over the internet is like running in the special olympics right?……even if u win ur still a fuking retard
Yeah my mom and sister both talked about you. They said your midgie-cock was great for cleaning their teeth. They also said you shouldn’t be so embarrassed when you drop trou. Just because the circus isn’t a viable career choice doesn’t mean you don’t have a reason to be proud of yourself.
With the gap between there teeth (each of them had two at last count–hope you’ve managed to maintain all three despite the well water available at your trailer park) even John Holmes would seen to have a “migie-dick” (what are you, a fucking Limey?) Not embarrased when I drop trou, I’m proud if I can get a nut off though after looking at either of those hideous beasts (you favor your mother’s side of the family apparently). I just close my eyes and let them get to work until I can blow a nice load on one of them (you do lick it off when they get home don’t you?) As for the circus, go ahead and enjoy your stardom. I have no interest in a career path like that. All yours pillow biter. You a Mexican to boot with a name like that? Not working the fields right now?
surite…
Yea! And a shot glass?!? Damn Sam, I am drinkin’ right outta the bottle.
I found it funny that they gave this man silver-ware what man needs a utensil to eat a man-wich
…while your grandma tossed my salad.
… and I blew a snot rocket on your brother’s scrotum.
…while your Dad greedily gulped down said “snot rocket” and then farted in your other sister’s face as she massage his puckered asshole with her tongue.
^^ And then I force-fed this guy his reproductive organs. (He was hungry again 1 hour later.)
… and I peed in your dad’s ear.
…as I shit in your sister’s mouth.
Yeah
OWW!!! Lil wayne I sound stranger than them all
Cuz I rap like somebodys twisting ONE OF my ballS
YOWW! That hurts but im from of the south
bout to get my T pain box implanted in my mouth
Got put out of the mall cuz my shirt
Was beating
im not married still I sound just like ya ole lady
IF I lost you its cuz im also crazy
Kayne could never lip sync better than weezy! BABY!!!!
^^ late-to-the-party FAIL
while i licked your mother
And then Paul popped yours…
and them I came in your throat.
The aristocrats!
The key to getting a sandwich right is the bread to meat to cheese ratio. There is a little too much bread and not enough cheese in this sandwich.
And those fucking flowers are sitting right where I put my gun.
Real fucking funny. I got some fromunda cheese for you douche!
Now that’s fucking funny!!! LMAO!! Good job, well done!
Shut up sausagepocket, we know you’re all the same person.
On this site, there’s Cory, Anon (me), Anon (the other one), Crud, Crud., and the 23423 Pauls.
Thats what real men eat. Because real men don’t wear bulletproof vests, some cheat by making their arteries internal Kevlar.
Go polish Paul’s dick.
first.
I bet you popped your own asshole cherry.
Then you’re Paul’s kind of guy…
Sometimes I think I’m the only guy in the world who hates bacon.
Now that is a well balanced meal!! LOL! I think I will have that for lunch.
A true Artery Blocker! Ahhh..but what a way to go!
Ask the gay commenting Paul, he loves lots of meat in his mouth.
how would you get that in your mouth.
the bacon is overcooked. send it back.