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Meet Claudia Ochoa Felix, World’s Sexiest Drug Cartel Assassin (Allegedly)

June 10, 2014 | 5:09 am

By Dustin Seibert

Drug dealing and murder just got a whole lot sexier.

Claudia Ochoa Felix is bad as all outdoors, has legs for days, ass for months and can pretty much fill any Latina fantasy void populating your filthy little noggin. And she can probably have you executed like the gringo dog you are.

Word on the street is Felix is now head of Los Antrax, a hit squad for the Sinaloa Drug Cartel, which is responsible for more dead Mexicans than Danny Trejo. As “La Emperatriz de los Antrax,” Felix would be, literally, one of the deadliest chicks in North America (and she has the pink AK-47 to prove it).

Oddly enough, the fact that she could kill me dead pretty quickly makes her damned sexy. But maybe that’s because I love the Latina killers in the Machete films. Check out some photos of Claudia in the gallery above, and see lots more on her Facebook and Instagram pages.

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