
I think this little quote from Megan Fox will help you get through your long, tedious day…
“I really enjoy having sex, and that’s offensive to some people. Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which I think is sad. I haven’t met a lot of men who have said, “You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are.’ I’m young and have a lot of hormones,I’m always in the mood! But I like sex with one person when I’m in a relationship. Sex with random people who I’ve met at clubs is not really my thing. I have the libido of a 15-year-old boy. My sex drive is so high. I’d rather have sex with Brian all the time than leave the house. He doesn’t mind.
…or maybe it will make you want to kill yourself because Brian “Don’t Call Me Austin” Green is somehow the recipient of the world’s hottest girl who also happens to be a sex freak. The world is a cold and cruel place.
If ever there was a celeb quote designed to get attention, this is it.
Everything about this quote had my ‘sun dial’ goin’ from about 6 to midnight, in a hurry!
‘Til, that is, I read those last 2 sentences in said quote.
She might’ve well said, “The only drawback bein’ the incisors flanked by canines that line my vagypsy. I’ve been told that it bears a striking resemblance to the Predator, when it takes its mask off, in the movie of the same title.”
Yikes, dude!!!…. Brian ‘some Texas city’ Green?!?!…. REALLY?!
Monogamy was only cool in the 20th century Megan. Come over and I will introduce you to the 21st.
http://www.weezerjonas.com/CDA5240F87574D8387EBDE8FEC733210/tracklink.asp?guid=9338E08DB4AC447A9F28C553C5A3D6B2
everybody tries to give her flak for being too easy looking, but if she can make people watch “Transformers”, then she is truly a gift to…Brian Green. dammit! I’m gonna go cry in the corner now.
Ahh, I can’t wait for her to take the paris hilton road…what a happy day that will be.