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Mel Gibson And Britney Spears Vacation Together

Much like the video game Duck Hunt, being crazy has many, many levels. I’m not sure exactly what level of crazy Britney Spears and Mel Gibson land on, but I’d venture to say the Duck Hunt equivalent is the level where the birds fly around like someone set their asshole on fire and then shave their heads and call you a dirty jew. And now, these two may be going on vacation with each other. Popsugar reports:

Britney Spears has been working hard lately, so it’s no big deal that the pop star could use a little vacation. Here’s the twist , according to ET she’s on her way to Costa Rica right now with Mel Gibson!

First of all, I’ve seen the movie Anaconda, and Ice Cube fully alerted me to the already crazy atmosphere in the jungles of South and Central America. Now, if you take that crazy, and you add the crazy of Mel Gibson and Britney Spears, you potentially get a perfect storm of crazy. Like, basically there’s nothing I could hear about that happened on this trip that would surprise me. You could say: “Hey did you hear that Mel Gibson got in full Braveheart costume, teamed up with a monkey trained in gunfighting and wandered through the forest while Britney Spears rode a rhinoceros looking for small animals to kill and eat along the way,” I would say “No, I didn’t hear that, but I believe you.”

7 Responses to "Mel Gibson And Britney Spears Vacation Together"

  1. Keeblerkahn says:

    This trip is lacking one thing to achieve perfect storm status. Right now they are on the cusp of it and they may get there on their own, they have enough craziness between them to do it. The one person who could have tipped this adventure into unknown possibilities is none other than Mr. Gary Busey. The three of them running lose in the jungle just boggles the mind.

  2. Turd Ferguson says:

    This is possibly the best photoshop job ever…… or worst…Im not sure.

  3. Hooligan says:

    Oh yeah, if Gary Busey’s there then the Apocalypse can begin.

  4. Biff says:

    Keebler, I must say that is exactly what I thought of when I saw this piece. If you add Gary Busey, and send a camera, you have reality tv gold, no doubt.

  5. Dom says:

    Dude, I’m fucking crying right now. I choked,coughed and laughed at the same time at the story leading to the photoshop. Fucking Bravo!

  6. IdratherBfishing says:

    Funny stuff… and I must agree:
    I would say “No, I didn’t hear that, but I believe you.

  7. fahrrad says:

    Dies ist ein gro