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Melanie Elyza Pictures

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: Melanie Elyza is a Filipino lingerie model who’s posed in numerous online magazines and galleries.  Some would argue that face of hers deserves a paper bag, but you can’t deny she makes that dragon tattoo (which would ordinarily be found on a douchebags bicep) pretty hot.
 
Pointless Quote: "It makes me excited…if you know what I mean."
 

          
 

47 Responses to "Melanie Elyza Pictures"

  1. Adult Porn says:

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  2. PinoyJoy says:

    Is that a shemale?

  3. Earl Barrett Princeton Jr. says:

    She looks like a lizard. Nancy Blanchard was real goodlooking but this one looks quite scary.

  4. Seconded says:

    Fugly doesn’t describe it fully.

  5. bobby says:

    man face

  6. classic says:

    holytaco,

    i’d be glad to search through the internet for sfw pics of attractive girls for you. after your last several posts i’ve noticed you all seem to have trouble, or just a lack of understanding of what an actual hot girl looks like.

  7. Slapdash says:

    fap…

    done…

  8. justin says:
    Sorry. From some of the comments we’ve seen lately, we’re getting the impression that a lot of you might be more into mannish girls than the traditional babes that straight people like.
  9. Me again says:

    She looks like a horse in the face.

  10. lets make butt babies says:

    not mannish girls but girlish men!

    Tranies not retardies!

    Sheesh!

  11. pratik says:

    Someone throw her a Hooters application… she looked decent from (very) far away, but from close up you want to stab your eyes out.

  12. anonymous1 says:

    no way. haha im Filipino and even i dont find her fap-pable. what the-holy taco. there are a lot of other better looking Filipinas out there.

  13. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    Don’t lump us in with DonkeyXote and Phil Jones.

    Those tards can go beat themselves off.

    Anyways: DOUTZEN KROES PLEASE!

  14. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    WTF is up with her face? It looks like this bitch got hit with a shovel. And those eyes, wtf…

  15. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Shut the fuck up, you unoriginal-plagirising-wannabe-cunt!

  16. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    No there’re not! South Asians (Cambodia, Vietnam, Thailand, Malaysia, Philipines, etc) are pretty scabby looking.

  17. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ (Hooters Manager) says:

    I keep throwing a job application at this bitch but somehow I am unable to reach her. Is it because I’m whacking my arm to hard at my monitor, or would it be the air resistance that disperses all the 3 pages all over the desk before hitting the monitor?

    Perhaps I should have all the air removed from my office so I am able to throw these papers at her in a vacuum such that its gaseous pressure is much less than atmospheric pressure.

    Pratik, you seem like an experienced stud with the ladies, help me out bro I’m new at this!

  18. Phil Jonesâ„¢ says:

    Who cares? All those asian-types take cock juice for a $20. See: your mom.

  19. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    and of course by Phil Jones you mean YOU. WOW!! you’re more of a faggot that I had initially predicted.

    Maybe you should refrain from hypothesizing the idea of two males jacking each other off, when you’re yourself one of those males!!!

    Illogical faggot!

  20. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Don’t you mean, YOUR MUM? Because clearly you’re talking from personal experience, and don’t go saying you know my mum ’cause you don’t, faggot!

    P.S: You might wanna drop the mum jokes, faggot. If they didn’t work last year, what makes you think they will now?

    Get some game first, bitch!

  21. Anaughtybear says:

    Holy butterface

  22. bunneh says:

    holy shit, that face. wHOA. SHE LOOKS LIKE A CONFUSED GORILLA

  23. Ralph the Wonder Llama says:

    Definiite butta-face, but nice camel toe.

  24. Anonymousy says:

    eww

  25. Retard says:

    Justin, I’d do double anal with you anytime!

  26. Chucl says:

    KILL IT WITH FIRE

  27. Phil Jonesâ„¢ says:

    I’d do Train Anal with all of you! Especially Dwight and Donkey! They finger buttholes first before putting their 2in cocks inside me. Ooo!

  28. Phil Jonesâ„¢ says:

    Well, Donkeyass. That’s because i don’t know your “Mum”. I know your DAD! He got on his knees and swallowed me deep while humming I’m a Little Teapot whilst massaging my nuts. Did i mention he was wearing your nighties you use when you go to transvestite bars? It was saggy on his ass but it was ok. I still got a boner over it. Mm!

  29. Straight Guy says:

    All of you guys are faggots. I’d definitely penetrate that bergina.

  30. GoFuckYourself says:

    Listen, sure we’d all bang her. But seeing as how she’s an asian girl, we can easily assume that she’s been whored out since she was 5. We’re talking worn out play holes. And many many VD’s. All their children get whored out, it’s like a right of passage. Part of their culture. That and never trust them around your coke.

  31. Jim Woods says:

    LOL, too masculine looking for me. Almost goofy looking in a way.

    Lou
    http://www.web-anonymity.cz.tc

  32. Puff says:

    In the last pic her face actually looks normal. Maybe she should just hold that pose all the time.

    Also fap.

  33. lets make butt babies says:

    I think she is THE fucktard. (A retard for fucking)

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  36. Angus says:

    I’ve done worse

  37. sobedemon says:

    Homegirl looks like Chaka from land of the lost!

  38. Lets make butt babies says:

    down syndrome and fake tits. not my thing.

  39. Rand Paul says:

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  42. Yawa77 says:

    she looks like a mongoloid, cant you see?
    body is alright though

  43. Phil Jones© says:

    Wtf is up with her face? She looks TOTALLY dude-ish! So hawt! I’m lathering my hands in cooking oil so i can feel the burn when i’m cookin up some cock!

  44. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    What a hoot you are, do you come up with those jokes yourself or do you get Dwight K. Schrute et al., to help you out?

    PS: Don’t forget to reply with something totally vile while admitting that you’ve done Dwight up the bum several times, should you forget that we might think you’re the same person!!

    Later faggot!

  45. Phil Jonesâ„¢ says:

    Donkey, me and Dwight will slap our cocks on your face and make you lap the love juices off our balls after you suck on them. Stop being a primadonna you queer. Now put that banana in your butt! I don’t have the buttplug today!

  46. muff says:

    fap

  47. zOmbi says:

    takes butterface to a new level