Where You’ve Seen Her: Melanie Elyza is a Filipino lingerie model who’s posed in numerous online magazines and galleries. Some would argue that face of hers deserves a paper bag, but you can’t deny she makes that dragon tattoo (which would ordinarily be found on a douchebags bicep) pretty hot.
Pointless Quote: "It makes me excited…if you know what I mean."
And our birth certificates do not just “wear out; I have real copies of my grandparents birth certificates that can be read
just fine. I even have some older belonging to my great grandparents. This information doesn’t “get lost in the system; it’s
how they keep track of you. Besides, in the 1960s there adult porn was a huge effort to copy all that paper onto files called “microfiche;
you can find them at any local library if you want to know what they look like
Is that a shemale?
She looks like a lizard. Nancy Blanchard was real goodlooking but this one looks quite scary.
Fugly doesn’t describe it fully.
man face
holytaco,
i’d be glad to search through the internet for sfw pics of attractive girls for you. after your last several posts i’ve noticed you all seem to have trouble, or just a lack of understanding of what an actual hot girl looks like.
fap…
done…
She looks like a horse in the face.
not mannish girls but girlish men!
Tranies not retardies!
Sheesh!
Someone throw her a Hooters application… she looked decent from (very) far away, but from close up you want to stab your eyes out.
no way. haha im Filipino and even i dont find her fap-pable. what the-holy taco. there are a lot of other better looking Filipinas out there.
Don’t lump us in with DonkeyXote and Phil Jones.
Those tards can go beat themselves off.
Anyways: DOUTZEN KROES PLEASE!
WTF is up with her face? It looks like this bitch got hit with a shovel. And those eyes, wtf…
Shut the fuck up, you unoriginal-plagirising-wannabe-cunt!
No there’re not! South Asians (Cambodia, Vietnam, Thailand, Malaysia, Philipines, etc) are pretty scabby looking.
I keep throwing a job application at this bitch but somehow I am unable to reach her. Is it because I’m whacking my arm to hard at my monitor, or would it be the air resistance that disperses all the 3 pages all over the desk before hitting the monitor?
Perhaps I should have all the air removed from my office so I am able to throw these papers at her in a vacuum such that its gaseous pressure is much less than atmospheric pressure.
Pratik, you seem like an experienced stud with the ladies, help me out bro I’m new at this!
Who cares? All those asian-types take cock juice for a $20. See: your mom.
and of course by Phil Jones you mean YOU. WOW!! you’re more of a faggot that I had initially predicted.
Maybe you should refrain from hypothesizing the idea of two males jacking each other off, when you’re yourself one of those males!!!
Illogical faggot!
Don’t you mean, YOUR MUM? Because clearly you’re talking from personal experience, and don’t go saying you know my mum ’cause you don’t, faggot!
P.S: You might wanna drop the mum jokes, faggot. If they didn’t work last year, what makes you think they will now?
Get some game first, bitch!
Holy butterface
holy shit, that face. wHOA. SHE LOOKS LIKE A CONFUSED GORILLA
Definiite butta-face, but nice camel toe.
eww
Justin, I’d do double anal with you anytime!
KILL IT WITH FIRE
I’d do Train Anal with all of you! Especially Dwight and Donkey! They finger buttholes first before putting their 2in cocks inside me. Ooo!
Well, Donkeyass. That’s because i don’t know your “Mum”. I know your DAD! He got on his knees and swallowed me deep while humming I’m a Little Teapot whilst massaging my nuts. Did i mention he was wearing your nighties you use when you go to transvestite bars? It was saggy on his ass but it was ok. I still got a boner over it. Mm!
All of you guys are faggots. I’d definitely penetrate that bergina.
Listen, sure we’d all bang her. But seeing as how she’s an asian girl, we can easily assume that she’s been whored out since she was 5. We’re talking worn out play holes. And many many VD’s. All their children get whored out, it’s like a right of passage. Part of their culture. That and never trust them around your coke.
LOL, too masculine looking for me. Almost goofy looking in a way.
Lou
http://www.web-anonymity.cz.tc
In the last pic her face actually looks normal. Maybe she should just hold that pose all the time.
Also fap.
I think she is THE fucktard. (A retard for fucking)
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I’ve done worse
Homegirl looks like Chaka from land of the lost!
down syndrome and fake tits. not my thing.
No more afro-tang. No more afro-tang. No more afro-tang.
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she looks like a mongoloid, cant you see?
body is alright though
Wtf is up with her face? She looks TOTALLY dude-ish! So hawt! I’m lathering my hands in cooking oil so i can feel the burn when i’m cookin up some cock!
What a hoot you are, do you come up with those jokes yourself or do you get Dwight K. Schrute et al., to help you out?
PS: Don’t forget to reply with something totally vile while admitting that you’ve done Dwight up the bum several times, should you forget that we might think you’re the same person!!
Later faggot!
Donkey, me and Dwight will slap our cocks on your face and make you lap the love juices off our balls after you suck on them. Stop being a primadonna you queer. Now put that banana in your butt! I don’t have the buttplug today!
fap
takes butterface to a new level