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Melissa Theuriau

Age: 30

Where you’ve seen her: Since you’re probably not French, you’ve only seen Melissa Theuriau doing her French news anchor job on Break.com, Youtube.com or images.Google.com.

Pointless quote: “I never wanted attention because of my looks

7 Responses to "Melissa Theuriau"

  1. Bill says:

    Dude, do all French chicks have gray rectangles for nipples? It’s kinda hot, in a Lego sort of way…

  2. Buddy Ice says:

    She makes the rest of the world look ugly.

  3. Frog Fan says:

    She is incroyable

  4. Pratik says:

    She never wanted attention because of her looks? Maybe she should’ve stuck to French news radio instead.

  5. matt says:

    WOW…Just heard my bros told me some hot models are putting up their profile on a tall dating site: Tallmingle.C o M ,are they just on fire or what??

  6. jimmy jackoff says:

    damn now i have to clean my computer screen

  7. dave says:

    so many hot girls injection molding… great!


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