The other day I went to the public library, otherwise known as “that place where homeless dudes shower,” and I thought to myself, “You know, these homeless dudes don’t smell as strongly of urine as they used to.” Now, from that observation you can conclude that either a) homeless dudes aren’t urinating on themselves as much, or b) there’s a lot more newer homeless people who haven’t learned the ways of the self pee pee. I think it’s the latter, and it’s because of this shitty economy. So, it was surprising when a new study was released today that said this:
Mass layoffs, the stock market collapse, and fears of a long recession haven’t put a dent in men’s shopping plans for the holiday season. Men aged 18-34 will “aggressively flock to stores for video games”
70% of men will spend the same or more this holiday season.
60% will pay full price and will not bargain hunt or wait for sales.
My dad was right about young people when said, “They dress like homosexuals.” But he was also right when he said “they’re stupid.” You know what my Grandpa did during the great depression? He killed the horse he used to ride through town and he fed his family with it. He didn’t kill it, and then trade it for a copy of Call of Duty 4.