As you probably already know, Megan Fox is single. That means that she's available to date, and we're interested, but because we don't make a lot of "money", or look particularly "attractive", we feel that we have to take more drastic measures. So Megan Fox, if you're reading this, we are NOT F'ing around.
Can you imagine what shape she'd be in if every man and boy who wanted to do her...did her?....Not a pretty picture ;p but you are soooo right about transformers...I used to know one of the producers those guys should be locked up and the key thrown away.... and about Shia....all I can say is Where's the boeuf?
You're all f****n idiots. Leave the poor girl alone, she can't help it that she's beautiful and takes care of herself properly. And no I'm not gay, and definitely not pathetic as you a**holes. I've thought of her sexually but moved on because that's what people with real goals do. While you're add it stop hating on Shia...
you bastards why would you do that everyone knows she wont do it so back the fuck off okay i know i would want to sleep with her i mean who wouldn't and i hope you get arrested some day
Yeah, she's a pretty girl, ...beautiful even... But I wonder how many of you have ever loved so deeply that, in your eyes, no one else even comes close, not even the girl in question here. I am lucky enough to have found that girl...truly the woman of my dreams. I've dreamed of her since childhood and now, by some strange and wonderful twist of fate, we found each other. Now my only hope is that at the end of our lives, I am the one who dies first, because I can't imagine being alive in this world without her in it. As far as I am concerned, there are no other women on earth. Attraction, love and sex have all been totally redefined to me. For you guys who talk about "bangin" that beautiful girl up there: You have publicly pretty much admitted that, to you, she is valued as no more than something attractive to stick your pickle in for your pleasure. So here you go....either something to think about,or something to joke about, depending on the caliber of person you are and the depth of your character. For those of you that are probably scoffing at what I'm saying here, I know for a fact that deep down you wish to have the kind of love I'm describing here, so if it gives you pleasure to make fun of what I'm saying here, then I'm glad I was able to give you a laugh. Perhaps that laughter will temporarily distract you from that empty feeling you can't quite put a finger on no matter how hot the chick you're "bangin" is. ;-)
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March 26th, 2009 at 07:41 pm
Last i heard she was seen walking around town hand-in-hand with a girl. Who ever the other girl is shes pretty hot.
March 26th, 2009 at 08:49 pm
Can you imagine what shape she'd be in if every man and boy who wanted to do her...did her?....Not a pretty picture ;p but you are soooo right about transformers...I used to know one of the producers those guys should be locked up and the key thrown away.... and about Shia....all I can say is Where's the boeuf?
March 27th, 2009 at 09:00 am
This turns out to be illegal in at least one state, i found out.
April 30th, 2009 at 04:13 pm
HAHAHAHAHA...THEY ARE NOT F-ING AROUND, U GOT THAT SHIT!
April 30th, 2009 at 09:15 pm
You're all f****n idiots. Leave the poor girl alone, she can't help it that she's beautiful and takes care of herself properly. And no I'm not gay, and definitely not pathetic as you a**holes. I've thought of her sexually but moved on because that's what people with real goals do. While you're add it stop hating on Shia...
April 30th, 2009 at 09:35 pm
you bastards why would you do that everyone knows she wont do it so back the fuck off okay i know i would want to sleep with her i mean who wouldn't and i hope you get arrested some day
sincerely BRANDON LANGE
April 30th, 2009 at 11:28 pm
Yeah, she's a pretty girl, ...beautiful even... But I wonder how many of you have ever loved so deeply that, in your eyes, no one else even comes close, not even the girl in question here. I am lucky enough to have found that girl...truly the woman of my dreams. I've dreamed of her since childhood and now, by some strange and wonderful twist of fate, we found each other. Now my only hope is that at the end of our lives, I am the one who dies first, because I can't imagine being alive in this world without her in it. As far as I am concerned, there are no other women on earth. Attraction, love and sex have all been totally redefined to me. For you guys who talk about "bangin" that beautiful girl up there: You have publicly pretty much admitted that, to you, she is valued as no more than something attractive to stick your pickle in for your pleasure. So here you go....either something to think about,or something to joke about, depending on the caliber of person you are and the depth of your character. For those of you that are probably scoffing at what I'm saying here, I know for a fact that deep down you wish to have the kind of love I'm describing here, so if it gives you pleasure to make fun of what I'm saying here, then I'm glad I was able to give you a laugh. Perhaps that laughter will temporarily distract you from that empty feeling you can't quite put a finger on no matter how hot the chick you're "bangin" is. ;-)
May 1st, 2009 at 05:22 am
WHO GIVES A LFRYINGG FUCKK ANTOWWATT :))
May 1st, 2009 at 06:55 am
You heard them, they are NOT F***ING around :-)
I hope this works out!
May 1st, 2009 at 07:40 am
what the hell people are so crazy but id do her lol
May 1st, 2009 at 03:11 pm
WTF.....thats all i can say it make no sence.....
May 1st, 2009 at 03:11 pm
WTF.....thats all i can say it make no sence.....
May 2nd, 2009 at 01:46 pm
this is fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 2nd, 2009 at 01:49 pm
no one should have to go throught this!!!! i fill so bad for her and everone whos in it............
May 4th, 2009 at 08:56 am
like they really sent that to her you guys are so stupid
it is f-ing hilarious i must say
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