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A Message for Megan Fox

As you probably already know, Megan Fox is single.  That means that she’s available to date, and we’re interested, but because we don’t make a lot of "money", or look particularly "attractive", we feel that we have to take more drastic measures.  So Megan Fox, if you’re reading this, we are NOT F’ing around.

15 Responses to "A Message for Megan Fox"

  1. ashwee says:

    what the hell people are so crazy but id do her lol

  2. Anonymous says:

    like they really sent that to her you guys are so stupid

    it is f-ing hilarious i must say

  3. Cali says:

    You heard them, they are NOT F***ING around :-)
    I hope this works out!

  4. Anonymous says:

    no one should have to go throught this!!!! i fill so bad for her and everone whos in it…………

  5. Anonymous says:

    this is fucked up!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Anonymous says:

    WTF…..thats all i can say it make no sence…..

  7. Anonymous says:

    WTF…..thats all i can say it make no sence…..

  8. uglysexy says:
    Can you imagine what shape she’d be in if every man and boy who wanted to do her…did her?….Not a pretty picture ;p but you are soooo right about transformers…I used to know one of the producers those guys should be locked up and the key thrown away…. and about Shia….all I can say is Where’s the boeuf?
  9. Pierre says:

    This turns out to be illegal in at least one state, i found out.

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  11. ico says:

    Last i heard she was seen walking around town hand-in-hand with a girl. Who ever the other girl is shes pretty hot.

  12. Anonymous says:

    you bastards why would you do that everyone knows she wont do it so back the fuck off okay i know i would want to sleep with her i mean who wouldn’t and i hope you get arrested some day

    sincerely BRANDON LANGE

  13. BANE OF BANE says:

    You’re all f****n idiots. Leave the poor girl alone, she can’t help it that she’s beautiful and takes care of herself properly. And no I’m not gay, and definitely not pathetic as you a**holes. I’ve thought of her sexually but moved on because that’s what people with real goals do. While you’re add it stop hating on Shia…

  14. Anonymous says:

    Yeah, she’s a pretty girl, …beautiful even… But I wonder how many of you have ever loved so deeply that, in your eyes, no one else even comes close, not even the girl in question here. I am lucky enough to have found that girl…truly the woman of my dreams. I’ve dreamed of her since childhood and now, by some strange and wonderful twist of fate, we found each other. Now my only hope is that at the end of our lives, I am the one who dies first, because I can’t imagine being alive in this world without her in it. As far as I am concerned, there are no other women on earth. Attraction, love and sex have all been totally redefined to me. For you guys who talk about “bangin” that beautiful girl up there: You have publicly pretty much admitted that, to you, she is valued as no more than something attractive to stick your pickle in for your pleasure. So here you go….either something to think about,or something to joke about, depending on the caliber of person you are and the depth of your character. For those of you that are probably scoffing at what I’m saying here, I know for a fact that deep down you wish to have the kind of love I’m describing here, so if it gives you pleasure to make fun of what I’m saying here, then I’m glad I was able to give you a laugh. Perhaps that laughter will temporarily distract you from that empty feeling you can’t quite put a finger on no matter how hot the chick you’re “bangin” is. ;-)

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