A week ago, we presented our readers with an opportunity to win a sweet Michael Moore prize pack, featuring a 3-DVD pack, a Capitalism: A Love Story t-shirt, and some other swag from Michael Moore's new film, Capitalism: A Love Story, which opens on October 2nd. Here's what all of the prizes together might look like:
All you had to do was provide a caption for the Michael Moore image below. The response was overwhemling, and it was incredibly difficult to determine a winner, but we finally decided on one. We've also picked four runners-up, who we'll send a Holy Taco t-shirt/carwash rag/dog bed liner to. Here's the original, uncaptioned picture. Check out the winners after the break.
GRAND PRIZE WINNER:
from Piker:
RUNNERS UP:
from InSomNia79:
from mattsubishi:
from X:
from The Russian Glamourpuss:
If you see your caption above, then send us an email at feedback@holytaco with your name, mailing address, and t-shirt size, and be sure to tell us what your username is! Thanks to everyone who contributed, and keep an eye out for more upcoming caption contests. We have a shitload of shirts that we need to get rid of.
Glad it wasn't just me then. The first time the sponsors didn't send them the game I won, but I was supposed to get something else. The last one the wrestling stuff was going to be sent on the following Monday, but after that I got no reply from emails.
Fuckin' right! Cock suckers are KNOWN for saying they'll send prizes and they never do... glad I'm not alone.
Fuck it, I'll still come here and get re-hashed web crap. Don't know why...
We here at holy Taco Apologize for our failure to deliver your prizes in a timely fashion (or at all).The truth of the matter is that we simply just don't give two shits about you internet losers or your fucking trinkets.
Hey "bonzoello": We knew it was you from the beginning, we just wanted to see how many hoops your dumb ass would jump through to get some worthless swag.
"Yo Jan": I got your whiny emails. I got news for you, I sold your gay ass wrestling shit to some mexicans for $18.00.
We here at holy taco really get off to fucking with contest winners. No, seriously. I actually get aroused by it! I just shot a hot load into "InSomNia79's" free shirt this morning.
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September 23rd, 2009 at 04:23 pm
Funny how the contest rules stipulated to use your imagination and not resort to fat jokes, yet 2 of the 5 winners took that route.
Creativity FTL!
September 23rd, 2009 at 05:21 pm
Well, maybe he should stop being fat. I bet the Cuban health care plan could help him out with it.
September 23rd, 2009 at 04:48 pm
eh
September 23rd, 2009 at 05:22 pm
Congratulations to the winners, hope you get some prizes, I've won twice and have recieved feck all...
September 29th, 2009 at 03:24 pm
Ha! Same here! F'in lying basterds at HT owe me two goddamned t-shirts still!
September 23rd, 2009 at 08:08 pm
This contest is a scam. I won the last one and still never received my prize. And I jumped through hoops to prove my identity. WTF Holy Taco?
September 24th, 2009 at 01:41 am
Glad it wasn't just me then. The first time the sponsors didn't send them the game I won, but I was supposed to get something else. The last one the wrestling stuff was going to be sent on the following Monday, but after that I got no reply from emails.
Has anybody actually recieved any prize?
September 29th, 2009 at 03:26 pm
Fuckin' right! Cock suckers are KNOWN for saying they'll send prizes and they never do... glad I'm not alone.
Fuck it, I'll still come here and get re-hashed web crap. Don't know why...
September 23rd, 2009 at 08:08 pm
These blow.
I like X's
September 24th, 2009 at 02:41 pm
Thanks
September 23rd, 2009 at 08:37 pm
yeah, you have a shitload of t-shirts because you never send any out. fuck you, holy taco.
September 24th, 2009 at 10:57 am
they tried.
September 24th, 2009 at 03:25 pm
I also haven't received a single shirt from Holy Taco.
September 25th, 2009 at 01:33 pm
Dear previous caption winners,
We here at holy Taco Apologize for our failure to deliver your prizes in a timely fashion (or at all).The truth of the matter is that we simply just don't give two shits about you internet losers or your fucking trinkets.
Hey "bonzoello": We knew it was you from the beginning, we just wanted to see how many hoops your dumb ass would jump through to get some worthless swag.
"Yo Jan": I got your whiny emails. I got news for you, I sold your gay ass wrestling shit to some mexicans for $18.00.
We here at holy taco really get off to fucking with contest winners. No, seriously. I actually get aroused by it! I just shot a hot load into "InSomNia79's" free shirt this morning.
Suck it net fags!
-Holy Taco Staff
September 26th, 2009 at 06:34 am
Simply....pwned...lol
September 26th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Oh dear... Oh... I see... Oh dear...
September 28th, 2009 at 07:26 pm
Can you send me my shirt anyway?
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