A week ago, we presented our readers with an opportunity to win a sweet Michael Moore prize pack, featuring a 3-DVD pack, a Capitalism: A Love Story t-shirt, and some other swag from Michael Moore’s new film, Capitalism: A Love Story, which opens on October 2nd. Here’s what all of the prizes together might look like:
All you had to do was provide a caption for the Michael Moore image below. The response was overwhemling, and it was incredibly difficult to determine a winner, but we finally decided on one. We’ve also picked four runners-up, who we’ll send a Holy Taco t-shirt/carwash rag/dog bed liner to. Here’s the original, uncaptioned picture. Check out the winners after the break.
GRAND PRIZE WINNER:
from Piker:
RUNNERS UP:
from InSomNia79:
from mattsubishi:
from X:
from The Russian Glamourpuss:
If you see your caption above, then send us an email at
feedback@holytaco with your name, mailing address, and t-shirt size, and be sure to tell us what your username is! Thanks to everyone who contributed, and keep an eye out for more upcoming caption contests. We have a shitload of shirts that we need to get rid of.
Funny how the contest rules stipulated to use your imagination and not resort to fat jokes, yet 2 of the 5 winners took that route.
Creativity FTL!
Well, maybe he should stop being fat. I bet the Cuban health care plan could help him out with it.
eh
Congratulations to the winners, hope you get some prizes, I’ve won twice and have recieved feck all…
Ha! Same here! F’in lying basterds at HT owe me two goddamned t-shirts still!
This contest is a scam. I won the last one and still never received my prize. And I jumped through hoops to prove my identity. WTF Holy Taco?
Glad it wasn’t just me then. The first time the sponsors didn’t send them the game I won, but I was supposed to get something else. The last one the wrestling stuff was going to be sent on the following Monday, but after that I got no reply from emails.
Has anybody actually recieved any prize?
Fuckin’ right! Cock suckers are KNOWN for saying they’ll send prizes and they never do… glad I’m not alone.
Fuck it, I’ll still come here and get re-hashed web crap. Don’t know why…
These blow.
I like X’s
Thanks
yeah, you have a shitload of t-shirts because you never send any out. fuck you, holy taco.
they tried.
I also haven’t received a single shirt from Holy Taco.
Dear previous caption winners,
We here at holy Taco Apologize for our failure to deliver your prizes in a timely fashion (or at all).The truth of the matter is that we simply just don’t give two shits about you internet losers or your fucking trinkets.
Hey “bonzoello”: We knew it was you from the beginning, we just wanted to see how many hoops your dumb ass would jump through to get some worthless swag.
“Yo Jan”: I got your whiny emails. I got news for you, I sold your gay ass wrestling shit to some mexicans for $18.00.
We here at holy taco really get off to fucking with contest winners. No, seriously. I actually get aroused by it! I just shot a hot load into “InSomNia79′s” free shirt this morning.
Suck it net fags!
-Holy Taco Staff
Simply….pwned…lol
Oh dear… Oh… I see… Oh dear…
Can you send me my shirt anyway?