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Mickey Mouse’s Attempted Suicide

mickey mouse suicide

mickey mouse suicide

Love can make a man do crazy things. Apparently it can also make a mouse consider blowing his tiny little head off. In these old cartoons, Minnie left Mickey for some city slicker, and, being the hillbilly mouse that he is, Mickey doesn’t think he can ever get her back. So, he does what any newly single man/mouse with low self-esteem and an unbelievably effeminate voice would do: He considers offing himself.

I think the moral of this story is that killing yourself because your life partner left you is wrong, but it just comes across as creepy and sad. See how the story plays out after the jump.

mickey mouse suicide

mickey mouse suicide

mickey mouse suicide

mickey mouse suicide

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19 Responses to "Mickey Mouse’s Attempted Suicide"

  1. Wow. If if someone breaks your heart, why not break thier neck?? Simple as that.

  2. Chaosman says:

    lotta love here

  3. FEMALE, LOL says:

    Some of these comments scare me. You guys are screwed up. =/

  4. somegrl says:

    mickey has issues

  5. Natalie says:

    I don’t think this is real

  6. Karmarules says:

    These are good little cartoons. Mickey Mouse thinking about suicide then changing his mind. How many people have thought about killing themselves at least once in heir lifetime? Especially now a days when some people don’t even need to watch tv to see gun fights now. The media tries to shock people into remembering products, and each generation becomes more desensatised to sex and violence. The days where the vows of marrage are kept sacred are over. Open your eyes people, the world is screwed!! population is outta control, volence is now a common part of everyday living, can’t ignore the climate problems we’ve got going on, you know the ice caps Melting and all, the wars, desease famine and lets not forget polution!! Kinda scary to look at the big picture. At least in the cartoon there is a happy ending. Which is him realising his stupidity. I wish the human race could do the same. Even then, how could we take back the damage?
    So the real sick posts that we all see aren’t really all that scary to me, not when you look at the big picture.

  7. Pan says:

    Don’t “take the mickey” outa Mickey!

  8. CATHYF says:

    JUST REMEMBER , IT’S ONLY A CARTOON !!!! MEANT FOR OUR ENJOYMENT TO READ.

  9. o_O' says:

    Care?
    It’s not that big of a deal, it’s a friggin comic plus he didn’t even go through with it in the end.
    There are far worse things than this that kids are exposed to nowadays

  10. BOOBIES says:

    BOOOOOBIES!

  11. clitwizard says:

    he wasnt trying to BLOW his head off. he thought thats how you get a blowjob?

  12. Bundy says:

    Killing yourself over a woman is dumb. That’s how a pussy does it, but atleast take the bitch with you when you go. But a real man just violently murders her and her new lover, and serves out his remaining days in prison. LIKE A MAN MICKEY!!!!!

  13. Buddy Ice says:

    This is awesome. Cartoons suck now, they offer nothing. This at least shows real life situations, such as pain and suffering; all the while using a shirtless, talking mouse to keep the mood light.

  14. Orange Juice says:

    I woulda never worn those ugly ass shoes.
    Come on now Mickey, don’t be that guy.

  15. fattpill says:

    this is all lies. these are not original cartoons they are propaganda. bunch of lies

  16. morrisondwm says:

    Not propaganda, cartoons and comics weren’t written for children until the 60′s and 70′s. It wasn’t like these were for 3 yr olds, these were written for adults. Same with Buggs and Daffy.

  17. bleeb says:

    woot

  18. bostonlongstroke says:

    Women… can’t live with ‘em…. can’t kill ‘em!

  19. Hubcap says:

    Good ole’ Walt Disney…good ole’ simple-minded, cryogenic, dwarf-obsessed Walt Disney. Everytime I see little Mickey I want to club a small furry animal to death. But that’s just me.


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