I'm not even going to get into the brain-shattering embarrassment of this corporate video, because the real problem with this commercial for Microsoft's new Songsmith software, which plays a bland little tune along with whatever words you sing into your computer's microphone, is that this is kind of an awesome product. In the hands of, say, a 13-year-old boy (or, say, us, who have the mentality of 13-year-old boys) Songsmith wouldn't be used to write songs about glow-in-the-dark towels or songs that about Songsmith.
Anyone with half a personality who got this as a gift for Christmas immediately sat down and wrote a song called "My Friend Brian Loves The Taste Of Aardvark Penis" (or something with a similar sentiment) and emailed that song to his friend Brian. Then he repeated that 100 times and sent out songs to 100 friends. If anyone wants to buy us Songsmith, we'd be more than happy to write you a song.
Enjoyable sidenote: Why does the Indian guy say "huh" after everything says?
"Microsoft, huh? So, it's pretty easy to use?"
"Songsmith, huh? Well, my band has said my songs have been a little stale lately."
HOLY CRAP
im getting this. ive been wanting to make a whole music CD with songs about how one of my friends mothers is so sexy and how i just want to have orgy's with her all the time.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
January 13th, 2009 at 07:04 am
How much money could Microsoft of dished out for this commercial? I've seen porn with better cinematic qualities than this.
January 13th, 2009 at 10:00 am
ive never wanted to stab my own eardrums out before. this product fails on so many levels it makes baby jesus cry.
January 13th, 2009 at 10:56 am
I rather be ass raped by that Indian guy's nose than have to watch that again.
January 13th, 2009 at 10:52 am
the makers should be hauled out and ass raped...this is the most retarded program ever developed
January 13th, 2009 at 10:54 am
holy shit...ass rape goocher
January 13th, 2009 at 11:17 am
I made it through 1:31 of that. Is that a new record? Holy shit. That had to be a joke.
January 13th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
I am laughing
January 13th, 2009 at 01:33 pm
Is it just me or does that girl's laptop look awfully similar to a MacBook Pro covered in stickers? I can't tell due to the quality of the video.
January 13th, 2009 at 05:18 pm
it is a macbook pro.
January 13th, 2009 at 01:37 pm
The guys at Microsoft who created Songsmith must have been stoned out of their mind.
January 13th, 2009 at 02:22 pm
"Microsoft, huh? So it's pretty easy to use."
BWAHHAHAAHAA!!!! ROFLMAOCOPTER!!!
January 13th, 2009 at 03:21 pm
Shit, that's real?
January 13th, 2009 at 05:02 pm
HOLY CRAP
im getting this. ive been wanting to make a whole music CD with songs about how one of my friends mothers is so sexy and how i just want to have orgy's with her all the time.
January 13th, 2009 at 09:19 pm
I've seen dogshit with better cinematic qualities than this.
January 14th, 2009 at 02:28 am
Worst. Ad. ever. And could they have gotten a goofier looking indian guy? Was his nose not one of the biggest you ever seen?
January 14th, 2009 at 09:26 am
Thanks, Microsoft, for duplicating technology that has been around for like 15 years and making a shit-ass ad to showcase it.
January 14th, 2009 at 01:56 pm
Did any one else notice that her laptop is an Apple MacBook Pro (with stickers to cover the apple logo on the back)?
January 14th, 2009 at 05:23 pm
I think I'm going to kill some kittens
January 15th, 2009 at 03:48 pm
thats a fucking mac windows on a mac suck
January 28th, 2009 at 10:46 am
That is literally the worst thing I have ever seen.
May 14th, 2009 at 12:55 am
Bad, Microsoft, Bad!!!!... NO... NO... BAD!
May 14th, 2009 at 12:56 am
ehh... so this is what they pump into R&D while they lay off the rest of em... that's a business model worth keeping... har har
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