I’m not even going to get into the brain-shattering embarrassment of this
corporate video, because the real problem with this commercial for Microsoft’s new Songsmith software, which plays a bland little tune along with whatever words you sing into your computer’s microphone, is that this is kind of an awesome product. In the hands of, say, a 13-year-old boy (or, say, us, who have the mentality of 13-year-old boys) Songsmith wouldn’t be used to write songs about glow-in-the-dark towels or songs that about Songsmith.
Anyone with half a personality who got this as a gift for Christmas immediately sat down and wrote a song called "My Friend Brian Loves The Taste Of Aardvark Penis" (or something with a similar sentiment) and emailed that song to his friend Brian. Then he repeated that 100 times and sent out songs to 100 friends. If anyone wants to buy us Songsmith, we’d be more than happy to write you a song.
Enjoyable sidenote: Why does the Indian guy say "huh" after everything says?
"Microsoft, huh? So, it’s pretty easy to use?"
"Songsmith, huh? Well, my band has said my songs have been a little stale lately."
Other crap to look at:
Traci Bingham lingerie shoot (
drw)
Courtney Kardashian overshadows her big assed sister (
gossip)
Jennifer England shows off her bikini (
askmen)
Sign the petition to have Comedy Central roast Don Rickles (
youarehated)
Ana Hickman looks good in very little (
nextround)
This is why chubby people don’t do parkour (
ejb)
How much would you pay for a 120 year old PBR? (
tastybooze)
Sofia Georgiou in lingerie in Esquire Greece (
flisted)
Nina Ristic is the international babe of the day (
doubleviking)
Courtney Love & Muppet Sexual Assault
Playboy’s Big Dance March Madness Bracket Challenge
Bad, Microsoft, Bad!!!!… NO… NO… BAD!
ehh… so this is what they pump into R&D while they lay off the rest of em… that’s a business model worth keeping… har har
Shit, that’s real?
Did any one else notice that her laptop is an Apple MacBook Pro (with stickers to cover the apple logo on the back)?
thats a fucking mac windows on a mac suck
Thanks, Microsoft, for duplicating technology that has been around for like 15 years and making a shit-ass ad to showcase it.
Worst. Ad. ever. And could they have gotten a goofier looking indian guy? Was his nose not one of the biggest you ever seen?
I’ve seen dogshit with better cinematic qualities than this.
That is literally the worst thing I have ever seen.
I think I’m going to kill some kittens
HOLY CRAP
im getting this. ive been wanting to make a whole music CD with songs about how one of my friends mothers is so sexy and how i just want to have orgy’s with her all the time.
“Microsoft, huh? So it’s pretty easy to use.”
BWAHHAHAAHAA!!!! ROFLMAOCOPTER!!!
ive never wanted to stab my own eardrums out before. this product fails on so many levels it makes baby jesus cry.
it is a macbook pro.
Is it just me or does that girl’s laptop look awfully similar to a MacBook Pro covered in stickers? I can’t tell due to the quality of the video.
I made it through 1:31 of that. Is that a new record? Holy shit. That had to be a joke.
I rather be ass raped by that Indian guy’s nose than have to watch that again.
the makers should be hauled out and ass raped…this is the most retarded program ever developed
holy shit…ass rape goocher
How much money could Microsoft of dished out for this commercial? I’ve seen porn with better cinematic qualities than this.
I am laughing
The guys at Microsoft who created Songsmith must have been stoned out of their mind.