This Midget Fight Scene Is Totally Aweso…Oh Wait. It Sucks.

 

A few days ago, I posted a clip from Samurai Cop, which, I thought at the time was quite possibly the worst movie of all time. But after watching this clip from "9 Deaths of A Ninja" I think we may have a new winner. How can a movie totally ruin a midget fight scene? Just by their very nature, midget fight scenes are either hilarious, awesome, hilariously awesome, or awesomely hilarious. But this one is just sort of…boring. I didn’t even know that was possible. And is that supposed to be a joke at the end? Could anyone make a movie in the 70s? I have more questions than answers. If anyone knows anything about this movie, please enlighten me.

 

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