A few days ago, I posted a clip from
Samurai Cop, which, I thought at the time was quite possibly the worst movie of all time. But after watching this clip from "9 Deaths of A Ninja" I think we may have a new winner. How can a movie totally ruin a
midget fight scene? Just by their very nature, midget fight scenes are either hilarious, awesome, hilariously awesome, or awesomely hilarious. But this one is just sort of…boring. I didn’t even know that was possible. And is that supposed to be a joke at the end? Could anyone make a movie in the 70s? I have more questions than answers. If anyone knows anything about this movie, please enlighten me.
Other crap to look at:
Kelly Brook looks amazing in a tiny bikini (
drw)
The 10 most overused words (
askmen)
How Brown delivers for you (
ejb)
Michelle Rodriguez gets down and dirty (
gossip)
Amazing how one guy can do a back flip that high, but at the same time if you jump from the same hieght, you die.
It is a Ray-Ban ad.
Once can assume.
From the Ray-Ban glasses he’s wearing, and the Never Hide slogan on the dumpster he runs past.