What’s better than midgets? People in mascots trying to beat the hell out of those midgets, of course. That’s exactly what
these guys were thinking when they made Midgets vs. Mascots. Check out the trailer:
And here’s the best news of all: we’re giving away a massive prize pack that includes a copy of Midgets vs. Mascots on DVD, a $100 Fandango Gift Card, and a $50 Itunes Gift Card. All you have to do is come up with the best caption for this picture:
Leave your best captions in the comments section below. Winners will be announced next Wednesday afternoon, and there will also be awesome prizes for runners up. Good luck.
(*Due to a tech issue, we had to repost this caption contest. If you posted a caption already and you don’t see it anymore, stop crying about it and just post it again!)
If your going to make comments about race, at least make them clever. You guys just look like hick assholes.
Hideki Matsui just came…..twice
something something ching chong racism
My comment has nothing to do with race and is actually just a strange random inside joke which I thought of reading the racial comments previously posted. I apologize if anybody was offended by my “HERRO ROBSTERCRAW!”.
“我有權力 ….èˆè¡Œç¨‹ï¼”
I love google translate
“let me get that Plum sauce of your face Mr.Chow”
It was a double dog dare.
Hang on a minute, it actually says I have a LIKABLE face!
Meow
I’ll probably have to lick someone else 30 minutes later.
Gilette displays the razor of the future.
China-Town shaver.
I wish I knew how to quit you.
I always wanted to lick a man
Me Love You Long Time ahhh
The guy on the left is thinking “The things I do for campaign contributions…”
I’m definitely forwarding this pic to my girlfriend at least three times per day for the next couple of days.
You so hot! I want to suck some of your Blood. Then we go Boom-Boom long time Baby.
Mmmm.. KFC face likin’ good
North Korean Q-Tip Crisis: Day 1
Dammit! I knew this wasn’t my dog…
Rett me rick dis chocola of yor faye
Ret Rirry!
Kung Pao lickin’.
People often ask;
What do they call Chinese food in china? Well they call it people.
Behind every great and powerful man is another man licking him.
Ironically, General Tso does not taste like chicken.
Excuse me. You have a little something riiiiight there.
Got it.
The new Celine Dion perfume, yep its that good!!!
psst….I was eating your wife’s pussy last night…..mmmmmmm!!!!
I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER!!!
never be the first one to pass out at a meeting
Me so Hoa-ny!!
Ha Ha Ha……Ninja’s is wild’n!!!!
Keep the change bitch!
Oh ho ho…..I jus got wick wolled
“Whose the bitch now Mother fucker.
mmmm!!! You taste just wike your wife…..
and we’re live in 5….4….3….Hey you guys stop fucking around!
Hey you got something on you cheek, Let me get that for you.
“Whose the Bitch now Mother fucker?
Mr. Chairman, before you begin your speech, let me say: LLELL!!!!
excuse me, is that Hai Karate your wearing?
The Communist Party has now officially been changed to the Lemon Party.
Wow. These Asians are taking this Tiger Woods thing WAY too seriously!
I’m Rick James Bitch!!! Enjoy yo-self!
*sigh* I’ve got to stop wearing my daughter’s scented lotions….
This spring: Axe unveils it’s newest line of products…. the homo line!!!
Ya see, this nigga was crazy…..he’d come right up on tha side of a mutha fucka and just lick the whole side of their face
Instead of licking toads and getting high Jei Wong decided to lick the prime minister to gain passage to the Forbidden Valley. (also known as homo-sexuality)
The wet willies in Asia are quite intimate.
I may not have the tounge of Yoshi but I do have his pride.
Now that you’ve capitalized the B in bitch, I think you have a much better chance of winning.
Wii so Horny
LEE!!! Clean this shit off of my neck!
Now Grasshoppa……try to lick this pebble from my neck
WU TANG CLAN AIN’T NUTTIN TO FUCK WIT!!!!
Chinks! They’re whats for dinner!!!
Asians: Apparently they taste really fucking good!
10 seconds before the cameras started rolling, Mr. Wongs assistant noticed a smudge of plum sauce on his bosses cheek…
with only a couple of moments to spare, he knew what needed to be done.
the snzberries taste rike snozberries
will this make you feel better mmmmm….. how do you like that!!!!
“ummm … TERIYAKI!”
You are wrong. I am Bone Thugs in harmon.
If you tell anyone, you will never see your son again
Taco, you still haven’t sent out the prizes from the previous competitions, the sponsor may be interested in knowing you just bag them yourselves and call any winner a crybaby if they complain. Pretty poor for loaded Break Media.
“I promish, I riry rike you… Jus wun rick? Just wun rick rike a rorripop?”
shhhhhhhh its just casper.
Hey Mikey! He likes it!
“I haz maggik powa of…………
LICKING STROKE!
“
Are you buzzed yet? I still don’t feel anything.
Chinese Dick Clark midnight kiss
RAAAR… wook at mi – i’m scary lizard… RAAAR Godzilla…
HERRO ROBSTERCRAW
I eat all of you and still be hungry in hour.
inu
U haz fwavuh
Wii would rike to pray
Trust me! It won’t stick….
he lyka da way dat dick tate
Dats da lick right there kid
SHIT!!! My tounge is stuck….AND WE’RE GOING LIVE IN 30 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ooops, i think i missed your cock
Tastes like chicken!