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Midgets vs. Mascots Photo Caption Contest

What’s better than midgets? People in mascots trying to beat the hell out of those midgets, of course.  That’s exactly what these guys were thinking when they made Midgets vs. Mascots.  Check out the trailer:
And here’s the best news of all: we’re giving away a massive prize pack that includes a copy of Midgets vs. Mascots on DVD, a $100 Fandango Gift Card, and a $50 Itunes Gift Card.  All you have to do is come up with the best caption for this picture:
Leave your best captions in the comments section below.  Winners will be announced next Wednesday afternoon, and there will also be awesome prizes for runners up. Good luck.
(*Due to a tech issue, we had to repost this caption contest.  If you posted a caption already and you don’t see it anymore, stop crying about it and just post it again!)

84 Responses to "Midgets vs. Mascots Photo Caption Contest"

  1. CubanDoctor says:

    I’ll probably have to lick someone else 30 minutes later.

  2. rogue says:

    Me Love You Long Time ahhh

  3. Jazzy Jeff says:

    Gilette displays the razor of the future.
    China-Town shaver.

  4. TannerW says:

    I wish I knew how to quit you.

  5. DoWorK says:

    North Korean Q-Tip Crisis: Day 1

  6. that guy from denver says:

    Hideki Matsui just came…..twice

  7. Everyone above me is an idiot says:

    If your going to make comments about race, at least make them clever. You guys just look like hick assholes.

  8. nerd says:

    Dammit! I knew this wasn’t my dog…

  9. Sal Fasone says:

    You so hot! I want to suck some of your Blood. Then we go Boom-Boom long time Baby.

  10. Plum says:

    Rett me rick dis chocola of yor faye

  11. Some asshole says:

    Ret Rirry!

  12. TannerW says:

    Kung Pao lickin’.

  13. Pauly O says:

    People often ask;
    What do they call Chinese food in china? Well they call it people.

  14. pratik says:

    The guy on the left is thinking “The things I do for campaign contributions…”

    I’m definitely forwarding this pic to my girlfriend at least three times per day for the next couple of days.

  15. I got it says:

    The new Celine Dion perfume, yep its that good!!!

  16. 1 says:

    Behind every great and powerful man is another man licking him.

  17. TannerW says:

    Ironically, General Tso does not taste like chicken.

  18. mr says:

    Excuse me. You have a little something riiiiight there.

    Got it.

  19. Anonimous says:

    something something ching chong racism

  20. ShitZoo says:

    Mmmm.. KFC face likin’ good

  21. Jebus. says:

    “我有權力 ….èˆè¡Œç¨‹ï¼”

  22. Assrock says:

    My comment has nothing to do with race and is actually just a strange random inside joke which I thought of reading the racial comments previously posted. I apologize if anybody was offended by my “HERRO ROBSTERCRAW!”.

  23. Jebus. says:

    I love google translate

  24. Mr.Beefy says:

    “let me get that Plum sauce of your face Mr.Chow”

  25. Any mouse says:

    It was a double dog dare.

  26. lollipop says:

    I always wanted to lick a man

  27. Bah! says:

    Hang on a minute, it actually says I have a LIKABLE face!

  28. Michael Scarn says:

    10 seconds before the cameras started rolling, Mr. Wongs assistant noticed a smudge of plum sauce on his bosses cheek…
    with only a couple of moments to spare, he knew what needed to be done.

  29. Troll Stomper says:

    Instead of licking toads and getting high Jei Wong decided to lick the prime minister to gain passage to the Forbidden Valley. (also known as homo-sexuality)

  30. Wei Lin says:

    psst….I was eating your wife’s pussy last night…..mmmmmmm!!!!

  31. Troll Stomper says:

    The wet willies in Asia are quite intimate.

  32. Jennifer Love Hewitt says:


  33. Troll Stomper says:

    I may not have the tounge of Yoshi but I do have his pride.

  34. Let this be a lesson to you.... says:

    never be the first one to pass out at a meeting

  35. Mr. Miagi says:

    Me so Hoa-ny!!

  36. Chink-a-sore-ass says:

    Ha Ha Ha……Ninja’s is wild’n!!!!

  37. Daniel-son says:

    Keep the change bitch!

  38. Masta Splinta says:

    Oh ho ho…..I jus got wick wolled

  39. The Souless Ginger says:

    Now that you’ve capitalized the B in bitch, I think you have a much better chance of winning.

  40. Camera Man says:

    and we’re live in 5….4….3….Hey you guys stop fucking around!

  41. Kahna Sutra says:

    mmmm!!! You taste just wike your wife…..

  42. itsfreetobenice says:

    “Whose the bitch now Mother fucker.

  43. Gaysian at board meeting says:

    Mr. Chairman, before you begin your speech, let me say: LLELL!!!!

  44. Just Another Idiot says:

    Wii so Horny

  45. Hideki says:

    LEE!!! Clean this shit off of my neck!

  46. Sushi Face says:

    Now Grasshoppa……try to lick this pebble from my neck

  47. Random chink says:

    excuse me, is that Hai Karate your wearing?

  48. JohnnyFister says:

    The Communist Party has now officially been changed to the Lemon Party.

  49. itsfreetobenice says:

    “Whose the Bitch now Mother fucker?

  50. ItsJSTRoth says:

    Hey you got something on you cheek, Let me get that for you.

  51. Golf Fan says:

    Wow. These Asians are taking this Tiger Woods thing WAY too seriously!

  52. Wick James says:

    I’m Rick James Bitch!!! Enjoy yo-self!

  53. Public Speaker says:

    *sigh* I’ve got to stop wearing my daughter’s scented lotions….

  54. Advertisement says:

    This spring: Axe unveils it’s newest line of products…. the homo line!!!

  55. Charlie Murphy says:

    Ya see, this nigga was crazy…..he’d come right up on tha side of a mutha fucka and just lick the whole side of their face

  56. Lord Satan says:

    “ummm … TERIYAKI!”

  57. untappedhi says:

    shhhhhhhh its just casper.

  58. the man says:

    RAAAR… wook at mi – i’m scary lizard… RAAAR Godzilla…

  59. MAGMADRAGOON323 says:

    I eat all of you and still be hungry in hour.

  60. MAGMADRAGOON313 says:


  61. UN- nonymous says:


  62. Sam Elliott says:

    Chinks! They’re whats for dinner!!!

  63. Nintendo says:

    Wii would rike to pray

  64. Dan Rathers says:

    Asians: Apparently they taste really fucking good!

  65. Karate Kid says:

    Trust me! It won’t stick….

  66. ted says:

    “I promish, I riry rike you… Jus wun rick? Just wun rick rike a rorripop?”

  67. Previous winner says:

    Taco, you still haven’t sent out the prizes from the previous competitions, the sponsor may be interested in knowing you just bag them yourselves and call any winner a crybaby if they complain. Pretty poor for loaded Break Media.

  68. Chang says:

    he lyka da way dat dick tate

  69. Soul Brotha says:

    Dats da lick right there kid

  70. Ping Pong says:

    SHIT!!! My tounge is stuck….AND WE’RE GOING LIVE IN 30 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  71. monkeyman says:

    the snzberries taste rike snozberries

  72. chef says:

    Are you buzzed yet? I still don’t feel anything.

  73. Kyle! says:

    You are wrong. I am Bone Thugs in harmon.

  74. justin says:
    They usually send copies of the prize for us to, so there would be no reason for us to steal it.  What prize did you win?
  75. blugel says:

    ooops, i think i missed your cock

  76. JiJoJo says:

    If you tell anyone, you will never see your son again

  77. d'z nuts says:

    will this make you feel better mmmmm….. how do you like that!!!!

  78. the man says:

    Chinese Dick Clark midnight kiss

  79. stank town says:

    Hey Mikey! He likes it!

  80. AM says:

    Tastes like chicken!

  81. GreyTheory says:

    U haz fwavuh

  82. Assrock says:


  83. Jebus. says:

    “I haz maggik powa of…………