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Midgets vs. Mascots Photo Caption Contest

What’s better than midgets? People in mascots trying to beat the hell out of those midgets, of course.  That’s exactly what these guys were thinking when they made Midgets vs. Mascots.  Check out the trailer:
And here’s the best news of all: we’re giving away a massive prize pack that includes a copy of Midgets vs. Mascots on DVD, a $100 Fandango Gift Card, and a $50 Itunes Gift Card.  All you have to do is come up with the best caption for this picture:
Leave your best captions in the comments section below.  Winners will be announced next Wednesday afternoon, and there will also be awesome prizes for runners up. Good luck.
(*Due to a tech issue, we had to repost this caption contest.  If you posted a caption already and you don’t see it anymore, stop crying about it and just post it again!)

84 Responses to "Midgets vs. Mascots Photo Caption Contest"

  1. Everyone above me is an idiot says:

    If your going to make comments about race, at least make them clever. You guys just look like hick assholes.

  2. that guy from denver says:

    Hideki Matsui just came…..twice

  3. Anonimous says:

    something something ching chong racism

  4. Assrock says:

    My comment has nothing to do with race and is actually just a strange random inside joke which I thought of reading the racial comments previously posted. I apologize if anybody was offended by my “HERRO ROBSTERCRAW!”.

  5. Jebus. says:

    “我有權力 ….èˆè¡Œç¨‹ï¼”

  6. Jebus. says:

    I love google translate

  7. Mr.Beefy says:

    “let me get that Plum sauce of your face Mr.Chow”

  8. Any mouse says:

    It was a double dog dare.

  9. Bah! says:

    Hang on a minute, it actually says I have a LIKABLE face!

  10. CubanDoctor says:

    I’ll probably have to lick someone else 30 minutes later.

  11. Jazzy Jeff says:

    Gilette displays the razor of the future.
    China-Town shaver.

  12. TannerW says:

    I wish I knew how to quit you.

  13. lollipop says:

    I always wanted to lick a man

  14. rogue says:

    Me Love You Long Time ahhh

  15. pratik says:

    The guy on the left is thinking “The things I do for campaign contributions…”

    I’m definitely forwarding this pic to my girlfriend at least three times per day for the next couple of days.

  16. Sal Fasone says:

    You so hot! I want to suck some of your Blood. Then we go Boom-Boom long time Baby.

  17. ShitZoo says:

    Mmmm.. KFC face likin’ good

  18. DoWorK says:

    North Korean Q-Tip Crisis: Day 1

  19. nerd says:

    Dammit! I knew this wasn’t my dog…

  20. Plum says:

    Rett me rick dis chocola of yor faye

  21. Some asshole says:

    Ret Rirry!

  22. TannerW says:

    Kung Pao lickin’.

  23. Pauly O says:

    People often ask;
    What do they call Chinese food in china? Well they call it people.

  24. 1 says:

    Behind every great and powerful man is another man licking him.

  25. TannerW says:

    Ironically, General Tso does not taste like chicken.

  26. mr says:

    Excuse me. You have a little something riiiiight there.

    Got it.

  27. I got it says:

    The new Celine Dion perfume, yep its that good!!!

  28. Wei Lin says:

    psst….I was eating your wife’s pussy last night…..mmmmmmm!!!!

  29. Jennifer Love Hewitt says:


  30. Let this be a lesson to you.... says:

    never be the first one to pass out at a meeting

  31. Mr. Miagi says:

    Me so Hoa-ny!!

  32. Chink-a-sore-ass says:

    Ha Ha Ha……Ninja’s is wild’n!!!!

  33. Daniel-son says:

    Keep the change bitch!

  34. Masta Splinta says:

    Oh ho ho…..I jus got wick wolled

  35. itsfreetobenice says:

    “Whose the bitch now Mother fucker.

  36. Kahna Sutra says:

    mmmm!!! You taste just wike your wife…..

  37. Camera Man says:

    and we’re live in 5….4….3….Hey you guys stop fucking around!

  38. ItsJSTRoth says:

    Hey you got something on you cheek, Let me get that for you.

  39. itsfreetobenice says:

    “Whose the Bitch now Mother fucker?

  40. Gaysian at board meeting says:

    Mr. Chairman, before you begin your speech, let me say: LLELL!!!!

  41. Random chink says:

    excuse me, is that Hai Karate your wearing?

  42. JohnnyFister says:

    The Communist Party has now officially been changed to the Lemon Party.

  43. Golf Fan says:

    Wow. These Asians are taking this Tiger Woods thing WAY too seriously!

  44. Wick James says:

    I’m Rick James Bitch!!! Enjoy yo-self!

  45. Public Speaker says:

    *sigh* I’ve got to stop wearing my daughter’s scented lotions….

  46. Advertisement says:

    This spring: Axe unveils it’s newest line of products…. the homo line!!!

  47. Charlie Murphy says:

    Ya see, this nigga was crazy…..he’d come right up on tha side of a mutha fucka and just lick the whole side of their face

  48. Troll Stomper says:

    Instead of licking toads and getting high Jei Wong decided to lick the prime minister to gain passage to the Forbidden Valley. (also known as homo-sexuality)

  49. Troll Stomper says:

    The wet willies in Asia are quite intimate.

  50. Troll Stomper says:

    I may not have the tounge of Yoshi but I do have his pride.

  51. The Souless Ginger says:

    Now that you’ve capitalized the B in bitch, I think you have a much better chance of winning.

  52. Just Another Idiot says:

    Wii so Horny

  53. Hideki says:

    LEE!!! Clean this shit off of my neck!

  54. Sushi Face says:

    Now Grasshoppa……try to lick this pebble from my neck

  55. justin says:
    They usually send copies of the prize for us to, so there would be no reason for us to steal it.  What prize did you win?
  56. UN- nonymous says:


  57. Sam Elliott says:

    Chinks! They’re whats for dinner!!!

  58. Dan Rathers says:

    Asians: Apparently they taste really fucking good!

  59. Michael Scarn says:

    10 seconds before the cameras started rolling, Mr. Wongs assistant noticed a smudge of plum sauce on his bosses cheek…
    with only a couple of moments to spare, he knew what needed to be done.

  60. monkeyman says:

    the snzberries taste rike snozberries

  61. d'z nuts says:

    will this make you feel better mmmmm….. how do you like that!!!!

  62. Lord Satan says:

    “ummm … TERIYAKI!”

  63. Kyle! says:

    You are wrong. I am Bone Thugs in harmon.

  64. JiJoJo says:

    If you tell anyone, you will never see your son again

  65. Previous winner says:

    Taco, you still haven’t sent out the prizes from the previous competitions, the sponsor may be interested in knowing you just bag them yourselves and call any winner a crybaby if they complain. Pretty poor for loaded Break Media.

  66. ted says:

    “I promish, I riry rike you… Jus wun rick? Just wun rick rike a rorripop?”

  67. untappedhi says:

    shhhhhhhh its just casper.

  68. stank town says:

    Hey Mikey! He likes it!

  69. Jebus. says:

    “I haz maggik powa of…………


  70. chef says:

    Are you buzzed yet? I still don’t feel anything.

  71. the man says:

    Chinese Dick Clark midnight kiss

  72. the man says:

    RAAAR… wook at mi – i’m scary lizard… RAAAR Godzilla…

  73. Assrock says:


  74. MAGMADRAGOON323 says:

    I eat all of you and still be hungry in hour.

  75. MAGMADRAGOON313 says:


  76. GreyTheory says:

    U haz fwavuh

  77. Nintendo says:

    Wii would rike to pray

  78. Karate Kid says:

    Trust me! It won’t stick….

  79. Chang says:

    he lyka da way dat dick tate

  80. Soul Brotha says:

    Dats da lick right there kid

  81. Ping Pong says:

    SHIT!!! My tounge is stuck….AND WE’RE GOING LIVE IN 30 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  82. blugel says:

    ooops, i think i missed your cock

  83. AM says:

    Tastes like chicken!