Midseason TV Schedules from the Year 2022

Welcome to January and a whole stunning crop of terrible new shows on TV.  You’d think with all the shit that premiers in September you’d seen every turd TV had to offer, but you’d be wrong.  Case in point – Rob Schneider has a sitcom.  And don’t forget winners like Shipping Wars and the Napoleon Dynamite cartoon which is on now, in the present, not 2005.  Yes, TV keeps getting worse, but will it always be so?  We sent out intern forward in time in the time machine we bought off of eBay and before he was devoured by Morlocks, he managed to send us back some schedules.  Look into your future and be horrified!