Mike Huckabee and Fatasses say “Merry Christmas”

Ex fatty fats Mike Huckabee showed a true pledge of support for his currently fatty fats sons in the Huckabee Family Christmas Card this year. Every good tailor knows that if you and Grimace share the same body type, then you may want to pack your wardrobe with vertical stripes to take some of the pear off your pear-shaped ass. But it clearly doesn’t finish the job. Huckabee’s sons, who I assume are named Frisch’s Big Boy and Wendy’s Double w/ Cheese, are clearly too far gone to be helped. At least the one on the left is thinking, “If I crouch down low enough, no one will see my disgusting fatbody.” While Frisch’s Big Boy in the middle has clearly resigned himself to marrying anyone with a fat fetish. And the little girl on the far right, well, she’s just happy she hasn’t been eaten yet.