"Tyson," the brutally frank new documentary about the life of Mike Tyson hit theaters this week to rave reviews. Both critics and audiences alike have been moved by Mr. Tyson's honesty and openness in the film. But some reviewers have not been fans. So Mike took the time to write an op-ed piece in the Times to respond to some of their criticism.
he couldn't just eat their children? and what he didn't realize is that all of the females in his extended family , much like his defense, are impregnable.
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April 27th, 2009 at 08:39 am
Am I the only one who read all of those comments in Tyson's high-pitched squeaky voice?
April 27th, 2009 at 08:42 am
no
April 27th, 2009 at 09:12 am
yes?
April 27th, 2009 at 08:45 am
No, no you are not.
April 27th, 2009 at 08:45 am
Don't forget the lisp.
April 27th, 2009 at 03:08 pm
Glad I wasn't the only one. :)
May 14th, 2009 at 05:40 pm
nope exactly how i read it laughed my ass off....so mike coulnt rape me
June 11th, 2009 at 08:25 am
haha, yeah, it's definitely the lisp that did it for me. You gotta include the lisp.
April 27th, 2009 at 08:53 am
wow, did he fund this dox? why the fuck is he so defensive? he hasn't changed at all.
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April 27th, 2009 at 08:56 am
ohhh now i get it. funny (but not really, pretty gross actually)
April 27th, 2009 at 09:15 am
hahahaha uhhhhhh you and your nasty mouth and fingers =)
April 27th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Yeah, Mike's my booooyyyyy!
April 27th, 2009 at 10:49 am
I fucking love it.
April 27th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Woah woah woah, ejaculating on someone's couch is taking it way too far
April 27th, 2009 at 04:59 pm
LOL... when i read that i thought... Cumming on the couch? Iron Mike is getting soft...
April 27th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Those are all things I'd like someone to do to Johnny Borrell.
April 27th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Mike would prolly just F those critics till they loved him!
April 27th, 2009 at 01:19 pm
he couldn't just eat their children? and what he didn't realize is that all of the females in his extended family , much like his defense, are impregnable.
April 27th, 2009 at 01:42 pm
wow I have never seen "Skull-F**king" in a news article
April 27th, 2009 at 03:43 pm
worst thing this site ever posted
June 11th, 2009 at 08:24 am
shut the fuck up.
April 27th, 2009 at 04:08 pm
that was fucking awesome! the garbage sentence made me laff for like 4 mins alone.
April 27th, 2009 at 04:38 pm
This may sound stupid but, did Mike Tyson actually write this?
April 27th, 2009 at 05:18 pm
Yes, yes he did.
April 27th, 2009 at 05:27 pm
I actually saw Mike Tyson saying these things until the word copulate was used... There's no way he knows what copulate means
April 27th, 2009 at 08:55 pm
anyone who'd stick his dick in burning garbage isn't well
April 29th, 2009 at 03:08 am
Gross yet comical.
May 4th, 2009 at 03:49 am
I want all yous guys to know I read these comments and you are all going to pay.
First off uglysexy: I'm going to stick a Broom Stick up your *** until and Broom stick I mean my ****.
Dirk Digler: I will copulate with your mouth and we will see if know what it means.
ticklemetyson: I will tickle you funny boy. Then I will stick my **** in your ear till it bleeds. Then I will copulate on your bed.
Amber: I fucking loved it too but females are not allowed to comment until they Fornicate with me. Got it?
I have to go eat some children but I'll be back later to handle the rest of you ***holes.
May 5th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
I like Mike.
May 6th, 2009 at 08:25 am
Come get me, Mike.
May 7th, 2009 at 05:27 pm
I have all your money you stupid fucker....muahahahahaha
May 26th, 2009 at 04:23 am
LOL.......... the burning garbage! that was great, go mike!
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