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Mike Tyson Responds To The Critics Of “Tyson”

"Tyson," the brutally frank new documentary about the life of Mike Tyson hit theaters this week to rave reviews. Both critics and audiences alike have been moved by Mr. Tyson’s honesty and openness in the film. But some reviewers have not been fans. So Mike took the time to write an op-ed piece in the Times to respond to some of their criticism.
 
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34 Responses to "Mike Tyson Responds To The Critics Of “Tyson”"

  1. uglysexy says:
    anyone who’d stick his dick in burning garbage isn’t well
  2. joey says:

    that was fucking awesome! the garbage sentence made me laff for like 4 mins alone.

  3. ticklemetyson says:

    he couldn’t just eat their children? and what he didn’t realize is that all of the females in his extended family , much like his defense, are impregnable.

  4. Jake says:

    Gross yet comical.

  5. Anonymous says:

    I like Mike.

  6. Anonymous says:

    This may sound stupid but, did Mike Tyson actually write this?

  7. Anonymous says:

    wow I have never seen “Skull-F**king” in a news article

  8. DON KING says:

    I have all your money you stupid fucker….muahahahahaha

  9. Anonymous says:

    worst thing this site ever posted

  10. Nathan Jones says:

    Come get me, Mike.

  11. Dirk Digler says:

    I actually saw Mike Tyson saying these things until the word copulate was used… There’s no way he knows what copulate means

  12. Penis says:

    Yes, yes he did.

  13. Mike Tyson says:

    I want all yous guys to know I read these comments and you are all going to pay.

    First off uglysexy: I’m going to stick a Broom Stick up your *** until and Broom stick I mean my ****.

    Dirk Digler: I will copulate with your mouth and we will see if know what it means.

    ticklemetyson: I will tickle you funny boy. Then I will stick my **** in your ear till it bleeds. Then I will copulate on your bed.

    Amber: I fucking loved it too but females are not allowed to comment until they Fornicate with me. Got it?

    I have to go eat some children but I’ll be back later to handle the rest of you ***holes.

  14. Anonymous says:

    LOL………. the burning garbage! that was great, go mike!

  15. Anonymous says:

    shut the fuck up.

  16. Henry coopers cousin says:

    I’m beginning to see a troll at work in here.. but, fuck it.. TYSON, YOU ARE A STUPID MOTHER FUCKER ! and you can come and try it anytime that is of course if the government will grant you a visa you fucking ex-con waste of space.

    This is quite good fun slagging of a mentally ill man isn’t it?
    yahaaayyy “TYSON ya FUCKWIT!”

  17. Sebastien says:

    This is the best thing I have ever read. lol
    Mike Tyson just gets better and better, I seriously fucking love this guy!

  18. rednekkid says:

    nope exactly how i read it laughed my ass off….so mike coulnt rape me

  19. C. Norris says:

    No, no you are not.

  20. Pratik says:

    Don’t forget the lisp.

  21. Anonymous says:

    no

  22. Anonymous says:

    Am I the only one who read all of those comments in Tyson’s high-pitched squeaky voice?

  23. Anonymouse says:

    Glad I wasn’t the only one. :)

  24. Anonymous says:

    haha, yeah, it’s definitely the lisp that did it for me. You gotta include the lisp.

  25. Taco Perkins says:

    Yeah, Mike’s my booooyyyyy!

  26. Travis says:

    LOL… when i read that i thought… Cumming on the couch? Iron Mike is getting soft…

  27. Henryg210 says:

    Woah woah woah, ejaculating on someone’s couch is taking it way too far

  28. Jack says:

    Those are all things I’d like someone to do to Johnny Borrell.

  29. willybabes says:

    ohhh now i get it. funny (but not really, pretty gross actually)

  30. http://www.howtowinatvideopoker.org/ says:

    hahahaha uhhhhhh you and your nasty mouth and fingers =)

  31. Anonymous says:

    yes?

  32. Amber says:

    I fucking love it.

  33. Ev says:

    Mike would prolly just F those critics till they loved him!

  34. willybabes says:

    wow, did he fund this dox? why the fuck is he so defensive? he hasn’t changed at all.

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