"Tyson," the brutally frank new documentary about the life of Mike Tyson hit theaters this week to rave reviews. Both critics and audiences alike have been moved by Mr. Tyson’s honesty and openness in the film. But some reviewers have not been fans. So Mike took the time to write an op-ed piece in the Times to respond to some of their criticism.
that was fucking awesome! the garbage sentence made me laff for like 4 mins alone.
he couldn’t just eat their children? and what he didn’t realize is that all of the females in his extended family , much like his defense, are impregnable.
Gross yet comical.
I like Mike.
This may sound stupid but, did Mike Tyson actually write this?
wow I have never seen “Skull-F**king” in a news article
I have all your money you stupid fucker….muahahahahaha
worst thing this site ever posted
Come get me, Mike.
I actually saw Mike Tyson saying these things until the word copulate was used… There’s no way he knows what copulate means
Yes, yes he did.
I want all yous guys to know I read these comments and you are all going to pay.
First off uglysexy: I’m going to stick a Broom Stick up your *** until and Broom stick I mean my ****.
Dirk Digler: I will copulate with your mouth and we will see if know what it means.
ticklemetyson: I will tickle you funny boy. Then I will stick my **** in your ear till it bleeds. Then I will copulate on your bed.
Amber: I fucking loved it too but females are not allowed to comment until they Fornicate with me. Got it?
I have to go eat some children but I’ll be back later to handle the rest of you ***holes.
LOL………. the burning garbage! that was great, go mike!
shut the fuck up.
I’m beginning to see a troll at work in here.. but, fuck it.. TYSON, YOU ARE A STUPID MOTHER FUCKER ! and you can come and try it anytime that is of course if the government will grant you a visa you fucking ex-con waste of space.
This is quite good fun slagging of a mentally ill man isn’t it?
yahaaayyy “TYSON ya FUCKWIT!”
This is the best thing I have ever read. lol
Mike Tyson just gets better and better, I seriously fucking love this guy!
nope exactly how i read it laughed my ass off….so mike coulnt rape me
No, no you are not.
Don’t forget the lisp.
no
Am I the only one who read all of those comments in Tyson’s high-pitched squeaky voice?
Glad I wasn’t the only one.
haha, yeah, it’s definitely the lisp that did it for me. You gotta include the lisp.
Yeah, Mike’s my booooyyyyy!
LOL… when i read that i thought… Cumming on the couch? Iron Mike is getting soft…
Woah woah woah, ejaculating on someone’s couch is taking it way too far
Those are all things I’d like someone to do to Johnny Borrell.
ohhh now i get it. funny (but not really, pretty gross actually)
hahahaha uhhhhhh you and your nasty mouth and fingers =)
yes?
I fucking love it.
Mike would prolly just F those critics till they loved him!
wow, did he fund this dox? why the fuck is he so defensive? he hasn’t changed at all.
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