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Miley Cyrus Makes Miley Movie

I’m pretty sure this is going to be the Citizen Kane of autobiographical teenage recording star films.   Usmagazine.com reports:

Miley Cyrus heads to Nashville on April 12 to begin filming a [Hannah Montana Movie], which hits screens in 2009.

“It’s going to be really cool, really funny,” Cyrus tells MTV. “It’s showing more of the Miley side of life, more of the normal girl kind of figuring herself out type thing.”

I’m pretty sure Miley Cyrus could have pitched anything and the studios would have made it in to a movie.

(Miley Enters a Studio Executives Office)

STUDIO EXEC: Hello Miley.

MILEY: Hi!

STUDIO EXEC: I love it!  Hi: The Movie!

MILEY: No, I was just saying hello.  That’s not what the movie is about.

STUDIO EXEC: A twist!  Brilliant!  We’ll get Susan Sarandon to play your mom.  A single mother trying to make ends meet.

There’s no way an actual screenwriter writes these movies.  I think Disney has a dungeon under the studio where they keep a bunch of monkeys.  Then when they need a plot for a movie, some executives take an elevator down there and hold up a series of cards in front of the monkeys that say stuff like “Young musical talent with loving single father and  “Older person who has lost site of their dreams  and which ever card the monkey pisses on, that’s the main character of the script.

The only way this movie will be interesting is if it tackles some dark shit.  Expands our minds.  Like, the movie below, tell me you wouldn’t go see this:

Someone point me to hell so I can just go now.

9 Responses to "Miley Cyrus Makes Miley Movie"

  1. JONZE says:

    you’re not the one going to hell because of this, trust me… all the soccer moms who take their little princesses to see this will.

    http://www.bannedinhollywood.com

  2. jazmin says:

    i am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am am a hhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuugggggggggeeeeeeee fffffrffaaaaaaannnnnn

  3. jaylyn says:

    it seems like miley thinks she is so pretty just because she is famos well let me tell you something i think she is a harible singer on kids chocie awerd.

  4. sabrina says:

    i love miley she rocks thanh you for makeing miley and hannah montana

  5. McKenzie says:

    Im just going 2 c the movie from how horrible it is and she says she wears a purity ring to people so they could think shes better than the Jonas Brothers well guess wat AINT GONNA HAPPEN she just wears it cause nick and joe and kevin wear one

  6. bh says:

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmother

  7. feliciayuen says:

    You’re not the one going to hell because of this, trust so pretty.She just wears it cause nick and joe and kevin wear one come true.

  8. sherintiger says:

    miley your rock i want to be like you i want to be a
    singer in disney channel I love your songs and the
    show please i want my dream is come true

  9. Kiah says:

    Ok first of all Miley wears a purity ring because it shows other people that she has made a commitment to herself and to GOD to stay pure until marriage. I wear one too. Second Miley is an amazing singer with alot of talent. Third the movie was amazing. Fourth disney does have actual people who write their scripts not pissing monkeys. Fourth Miley does not want people thinking she is better than anyone else she isnt that kind of girl. STOP BEING SO MEAN AND JEALOUS BEFORE I TRACK YOU DOWN AND KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!