I’m pretty sure this is going to be the Citizen Kane of autobiographical teenage recording star films. Usmagazine.com reports:
Miley Cyrus heads to Nashville on April 12 to begin filming a [Hannah Montana Movie], which hits screens in 2009.
“It’s going to be really cool, really funny,” Cyrus tells MTV. “It’s showing more of the Miley side of life, more of the normal girl kind of figuring herself out type thing.”
I’m pretty sure Miley Cyrus could have pitched anything and the studios would have made it in to a movie.
(Miley Enters a Studio Executives Office)
STUDIO EXEC: Hello Miley.
STUDIO EXEC: I love it! Hi: The Movie!
MILEY: No, I was just saying hello. That’s not what the movie is about.
STUDIO EXEC: A twist! Brilliant! We’ll get Susan Sarandon to play your mom. A single mother trying to make ends meet.
There’s no way an actual screenwriter writes these movies. I think Disney has a dungeon under the studio where they keep a bunch of monkeys. Then when they need a plot for a movie, some executives take an elevator down there and hold up a series of cards in front of the monkeys that say stuff like “Young musical talent with loving single father and “Older person who has lost site of their dreams and which ever card the monkey pisses on, that’s the main character of the script.
The only way this movie will be interesting is if it tackles some dark shit. Expands our minds. Like, the movie below, tell me you wouldn’t go see this:
Someone point me to hell so I can just go now.