Miley Cyrus or Fortune Cookie?

Miley Cyrus is quite the musical little powerhouse these days, and it’s all thanks to her family selling her to the zoo that runs the Disney channel. Now that little Hannah Montana is all growed up, she’s trying to break away from her squeaky clean kid image and blossom into a full on trainwreck. But does she have the chops for it? Sure, she gave a dude a lap dance, but it was a gay guy, that hardly counts. By the same age Lindsay Lohan had already insulted foreign diplomats, gotten over her 2nd cocaine addiction and killed and eaten a homeless man.

Perhaps clues to Miley Cyrus’ future can be found in her lyrics. And where else can you find clues to your future? Fortune cookies. And what’s hard to tell the difference between? Fortune cookies and Miley Cyrus lyrics. Half of these are Miley Cyrus lyrics and half of these are fortune cookie sayings, see if you can guess which is which. Or, if you can’t bring yourself to care, chuckle at the way in which you need to guess which is which. Try your hardest, Hannah fans!

Trust your intuition. The universe is guiding your life

All that really matters are the steps you take

You’ll always find you way back home

Our first and last love…is self love

 The one you love is closer than you think

Great things happen in a blink of an eye

 Believe that nothing’s ever out of reach

The days that make us happy make us wise

True friends will go to the ends of the earth

Love takes practice

Nothing is predictable when it comes to love

 You’ve got what it takes but it will take everything you’ve got

When the moment comes, take the top one

There is no guarantee that this life is easy

With every strike of lightning comes a memory that lasts

 Strength is something you choose