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Miley Cyrus Says No More Miley Cyruseseses

posted 07/20/2008
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Miley Cyrus is letting everybody know, there can be only one Miley Cyrus. Usmagazine.com reports:

The 15-year-old Hannah Montana star tells Extra, “I don’t think there could be a next Miley.”

There can’t be another Miley? What is she Highlander? I’m really hoping that she held her press conference on top of a grassy hill in Scotland and then raised a sword into the air and said “THERE CAN BE ONLY ONEEEEEE!”

Apparently what prompted Miley to say that is that people at Disney were saying some girl named Selena Gomez (pictured above, right) was the next Miley.

For some reason this scenario is reminding me of Robocop 2, where the police department, much like Disney, had already built the perfect machine, Robocop/Miley. But then people got greedy and they tried to build an even better machine, the Weird-two-legged gun thing/Selena. So if we go by Robocop logic, which I normally do, Selena is going to turn evil and start killing people and they’re going to have to get Miley to kill Selena. I hope to God it looks something like this:

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7 Responses to "Miley Cyrus Says No More Miley Cyruseseses"

  1. Greg says:
    July 20, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    is it wrong to want to masturbate to the image of Miley’s head on Robocops body?

  2. jacob says:
    July 20, 2008 at 11:48 pm

    ^^ Nope perfectly normal ..

  3. Eli says:
    July 20, 2008 at 11:49 pm

    Oh Christ. I hope she realizes what a dumb cunt she is when she’s sucking some STD-riddled dude off in a dark alley for $10.

  4. Eric says:
    July 21, 2008 at 12:15 pm

    I hope I’m the STD-riddled dude in a dark alley!

  5. Kurt A. says:
    July 21, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    LOL Eric! You so funny!

  6. Joe Pike says:
    July 21, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    Ok, that was the best top 4 comments ever put together in succession. Thanks.

  7. Mooo. says:
    August 26, 2009 at 11:18 pm

    At least Selena Gomez doesn’t have fucked up teeth like Miley Cyrus.
    Miley’s just a talentless ugly bitch.
    Gotta say that Selena girl is quite cute though.


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