I recently hired some people to clean my apartment. My bathroom’s not the cleanest, but my roommate’s bathroom looks like the basement of the Texas Chain Saw Massacre house. Like, I half way expect to open his shower curtain and find two college aged kids hung by their back flesh, whimpering "please mister, please get us out of here, we didn’t mean no disrespect." So, anyway, the two chicks who came to clean it only spoke Russian, and the one that went into his bathroom came out and stormed up to the one who went in my bathroom, and started yelling at her in Russian, making wild gestures towards my roommates bathroom. At that moment I realized, even if you come from a place like Russia, where shit is cold and people are starving, cleaning bathrooms is f-ing nasty. And there’s no way Miley Cyrus ever cleaned one, I don’t give a shit what usmagazine.com
On the Nov. 7 episode of The Tyra Banks Show, Miley Cyrus reveals her first job: Cleaning toilets!
"I had one normal job and I actually liked it," said the "Hannah Montana" singer (who earned $18.2 million last year). "I worked at this place called Sparkles Cleaning Service and I cleaned houses. I was, like, 11 … I can scrub a toilet."
I was hoping the next line in that quote would be "I don’t mean that I’ve scrubbed them, I’m just saying physically, my hand can pick up a scrubbing device and I can reach down and place it on a toilet."
There’s no way she cleaned toilets. "Sparkles Cleaning Service" sounds like a name they put on some billboard in Grand Theft Auto.