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Miley Cyrus Used To Have Job. Wait, It Gets Better

 
I recently hired some people to clean my apartment.  My bathroom’s not the cleanest, but my roommate’s bathroom looks like the basement of the Texas Chain Saw Massacre house.  Like, I half way expect to open his shower curtain and find two college aged kids hung by their back flesh, whimpering "please mister, please get us out of here, we didn’t mean no disrespect."  So, anyway, the two chicks who came to clean it only spoke Russian, and the one that went into his bathroom came out and stormed up to the one who went in my bathroom, and started yelling at her in Russian, making wild gestures towards my roommates bathroom.  At that moment I realized, even if you come from a place like Russia, where shit is cold and people are starving, cleaning bathrooms is f-ing nasty.  And there’s no way Miley Cyrus ever cleaned one, I don’t give a shit what usmagazine.com says:
 

On the Nov. 7 episode of The Tyra Banks Show, Miley Cyrus reveals her first job: Cleaning toilets!

"I had one normal job and I actually liked it," said the "Hannah Montana" singer (who earned $18.2 million last year). "I worked at this place called Sparkles Cleaning Service and I cleaned houses. I was, like, 11 … I can scrub a toilet."

I was hoping the next line in that quote would be "I don’t mean that I’ve scrubbed them, I’m just saying physically, my hand can pick up a scrubbing device and I can reach down and place it on a toilet."

There’s no way she cleaned toilets.  "Sparkles Cleaning Service" sounds like a name they put on some billboard in Grand Theft Auto. 

34 Responses to "Miley Cyrus Used To Have Job. Wait, It Gets Better"

  1. Pratik says:

    How can she give a blumpkin while cleaning your toilet? Unless she could clean the toilet while you simultaneously took a shit in it.

  2. Anonymous says:

    well, i do not really like mily but if she really used to clean toilets its cool to know that a popstar can clean toilets…. everybody should clen their own toilets in their house, its part of cleaning a house…. i do not know her so i can not say anything bad about her personality..

  3. Anonymous says:

    really who gives a damn if she cleaned toilets. its her past not ours so why should we care. its their personal lives not ours! we shouldnt be snooping around looking for stories and a bunch of dirt to hate this girl or even love her more. shes a person just like all of us. you dont see people snooping around our house with cameras or whatnot. so she can act. so can a lot of other people. so she can sing good. so can a lot of other people. stay out of her business cause i know i would want to open this page and read all this shit.

  4. Anonymous says:

    why dont you guys just leave her alone >=[

  5. Anonymous says:

    I AGREE W/ TASHA SHE CAN GO MASTERABATE 4 ALL I CAN

  6. darth chucklez says:

    i want to bend her sweet ass over and grab her hair and say bite the pillow its going in dry

  7. yepp says:

    uhh…i hope her stalker kills her…that’d be okay :)

  8. Anonymous says:

    her teeth are crooked

  9. chrissy says:

    how could she have done that when her father is billy ray cyrus. I AM SHOCKED.

  10. kate says:

    STOP SAYING BAD WORDS!really mean that (crying)

    I LOVE MILEY CYURS STOP BEING SOME DUMB (BLEEP)

  11. ethaj says:

    will you shut up with all those freakin BAD WORDS you ****ers

  12. kate says:

    hey ethaj will you be on my side ?

  13. ethaj says:

    yes i will be on your side, these people better shut up about miley cyrus cleaning a freakin tolet, those ****ers!

    GOSH!

  14. kate says:

    you better write back to me and ethaj

    thanks for being on my side ethaj,and Anoasmouys and thanks for helping ethaj!

  15. ethaj says:

    come on answer me are you on my side god shut up about this

  16. ????????? says:

    EVERYONE STOP THE CONFLICT!!! THINK OF THE CHILREN!!!!

  17. CJVercetti says:

    She can scrub me any day

  18. Pratik says:

    I could’ve gone without knowing what she made last year. The rest of my night is going to be one big emo-fest now.

  19. Dyna says:

    This girl is truly a waste of space. I really wonder why she’s popular. Although, she does prove the American success story true. Coming from a dead beat has been family to super stardom. Congrats.

  20. mat says:

    dyna you to can shut the fuck up. even if the story is true, at least she’s got a fuckin job.

  21. Judy says:

    i totally agree!

  22. Mia Moey says:

    Dude her dad is Billy Ray Cyrus, who made millions with his horrid voice singing Achy breaky heart or whatever the fuck that song was.

    She became a pop star because she asked her daddy one, because she’s a spoiled rich b*tch.

  23. A-Sauce says:

    This story is 100% true. I got a blumpkin from her while she cleaned my toilet.

  24. ashleeb says:

    Well that makes sense since she’s been taking a wizz on her fans since 2004.
    She should have to clean up after this guy: http://tinyurl.com/4za3bb

  25. Blake says:

    Yeah, i also didn’t really need to hear that she made more money last year than every person I know in real life will make before they die all put together. I love those GTA billboards. Weasel News baby.

  26. tasha says:

    i hate miley cyrus she can just suck it and just give up her singing and the Hannah Montana thing cause its not worth it.She is a bitch and always will be one!!!!!!!!:)

  27. mat says:

    fuck you miley is cool your the bitch that should suck it so fuck off slut fuckin bitch.

  28. Anonymous says:

    hey , thats not cool >=[

  29. Ashley says:

    Heck yea. Best comment on here so far! Totally agree with tasha

  30. Judy says:

    I hear you Tasha! You are sooo right i hate this b***h! She is such a slut and comeone really my sister looks up to her. this slut please all wish me the best that my sister dosent turn out like a freakin sluty whore like miley :)

  31. brianna clemons says:

    thats bullshit because of all of you dont know miley enough to judge her. If she went online &said she hated all of her fans and ppl who arent even fans then there would be a problem. imma stand up 4 my girl miley.Deuces Haters

  32. mat says:

    i stand up for her two.

  33. mat says:

    ashley shut the fuck up before somone slaps you.

  34. mat says:

    judy your the slut, if you dont have nothing nice to say you should just shut the fuck up and just take 10 seconds to let that sink in to you fuck head “slut, cunt, bitch”