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MILF Monday: Angelina Jolie

 
 
 Where You’ve Seen Her: We all know Angelina Jolie/Lara Croft/Crazy Biatch.  She’s one of the most talked about women on the planet who’s now to be in the new movie Salt that comes out this week.  Apparently she wanted her husband to have a cameo, but he couldn’t cause he was with the kids, which translates to "I’m taking a crazy hot bitch break".
 
MILF Status: Angelina and Brad have up to 5 kids now, including twins, and they plan on having more.  I’m betting she’s going to name her next kid Salt.
 

         
    
 

13 Responses to "MILF Monday: Angelina Jolie"

  1. 2009 Taxes says:

    She’s only OK after doing it with Billy Bob.

  2. Anonymous IV says:

    She used to be fine, but then she lost all that weight and now loods like a skeleton. I’d take Jennifer Aniston over her any day of the week.

  3. 00kla the M0k says:

    yuck

  4. Rachel says:

    Maybe more research would have been better for this article, if that’s what you want to call it. She has SIX kids.

  5. pratik says:

    She may be hot, but she’ll basically take your balls and keep them in her purse. Just ask Brad Pitt.

  6. Che says:

    That’s right, HolyTaco just doesn’t look out for average joes like you and me. Their oppression won’t be forgotten! Way to stick it to the Man brother!

  7. a dude... says:

    easy makin pics bigger,but if HT would do it,they’d actually b helpin us,so they’ll never do it….
    btw Angelina is 1 of the hottest chicks on earth!

  8. WillyWanka says:

    bigger pics!

  9. Anonymoose says:

    Second. Kind of. And just delete the “medium” in the url you polite bastard.

  10. First says:

    First. and how about getting bigger pics please?

  11. Dr POoPenHEiNZ says:

    dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuumn

  12. kodiak363 says:

    Yeah. What the hell? All the women that I’m actually interested in seeing more pictures of end up with these tiny pics.

  13. Sideshow Arnold says:

    Surely she needs to have squrted out a little fucker of her own to fit the milf description, adopting doesn’t really change much…