Where You've Seen Her: By now, Beyonce is more than a household name. I don't know what more than a household name is, but she's that. And now she'll be even more than more-than-household because it's rumored that she's pregnant.
MILF Status: Jay-Z has cancelled his tours to be with her, so she's probably knocked up. With names like Beyonce and Jay-Z, I'm assuming their kid will have a pretty sweet name, like Biznesse or Cash Monet, or something like that.
#1, you have no friends, so your entire premise is flawed.
#2, let me shit in your mouth.
#3, the reason 'yonce is here is so we can look at those tata's, not rationalize anything.
#4, this isn't a forum where we need confirmation of anything(see #2 and #3).
#5, if you do want confirmation, turn around and face the priest greased boy.
#6, somebody explain to him why she's eating pickles (hint: it's another word for pickles that rhymes with slucking sly slock!).
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November 16th, 2009 at 08:05 am
Beyonce Knowles best lol she is still looking pretty hot!!
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November 16th, 2009 at 08:11 am
I'd put some cream on that sweet chocolate!
November 19th, 2009 at 09:28 pm
Beyonce is always a good selection.
November 16th, 2009 at 09:30 am
look closely beyonce kinda looks like a dude
November 16th, 2009 at 02:27 pm
Look closely I think you are a gay.
November 17th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Yeh, looks like a slight mustache, but its obviously a shitty pic
November 16th, 2009 at 09:47 am
I didn't know that someone could be labeled as a MILF without being confirmed that she is even pregnant.
With that logic, my friend's 13 year old daughter must be pregnant because she's been eating a lot of ice cream and pickles.
November 16th, 2009 at 10:18 am
#1, you have no friends, so your entire premise is flawed.
#2, let me shit in your mouth.
#3, the reason 'yonce is here is so we can look at those tata's, not rationalize anything.
#4, this isn't a forum where we need confirmation of anything(see #2 and #3).
#5, if you do want confirmation, turn around and face the priest greased boy.
#6, somebody explain to him why she's eating pickles (hint: it's another word for pickles that rhymes with slucking sly slock!).
November 16th, 2009 at 10:11 am
If you like it then you should have put a rubber on it.
November 16th, 2009 at 02:28 pm
I am ready for her jelly. Only if fat chicks didn't take the term "jelly" literally.
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