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MILF Monday: Beyonce Knowles

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: By now, Beyonce is more than a household name.  I don’t know what more than a household name is, but she’s that.  And now she’ll be even more than more-than-household because it’s rumored that she’s pregnant.
 
MILF Status: Jay-Z has cancelled his tours to be with her, so she’s probably knocked up.  With names like Beyonce and Jay-Z, I’m assuming their kid will have a pretty sweet name, like Biznesse or Cash Monet, or something like that.
 

         
    
 

14 Responses to "MILF Monday: Beyonce Knowles"

  1. ThePadrino says:

    Beyonce Knowles best lol she is still looking pretty hot!!

    http://www.thepadrino.com

  2. Never go back says:

    I’d put some cream on that sweet chocolate!

  3. Beyonce is always a good selection.

  4. nick says:

    look closely beyonce kinda looks like a dude

  5. Fist of Rage says:

    Look closely I think you are a gay.

  6. Oz says:

    Yeh, looks like a slight mustache, but its obviously a shitty pic

  7. pratik says:

    I didn’t know that someone could be labeled as a MILF without being confirmed that she is even pregnant.

    With that logic, my friend’s 13 year old daughter must be pregnant because she’s been eating a lot of ice cream and pickles.

  8. Learn to Count Fucktard says:

    #1, you have no friends, so your entire premise is flawed.
    #2, let me shit in your mouth.
    #3, the reason ‘yonce is here is so we can look at those tata’s, not rationalize anything.
    #4, this isn’t a forum where we need confirmation of anything(see #2 and #3).
    #5, if you do want confirmation, turn around and face the priest greased boy.
    #6, somebody explain to him why she’s eating pickles (hint: it’s another word for pickles that rhymes with slucking sly slock!).

  9. Off and Onymous says:

    If you like it then you should have put a rubber on it.

  10. Fist of Rage says:

    I am ready for her jelly. Only if fat chicks didn’t take the term “jelly” literally.

  11. DK says:

    You people know shes only 27 yrs old, so unless she has kids how is she a milf?

  12. Sup bitch! says:

    I have yet to see a nigger that looks remotely hot.

  13. .... says:

    woah..

  14. Omoney says:

    Two- The complex thought of it all. How many Flags do I have too capture. The color could cause a cluster $#&!. If it ran on the wrong canvis. The question always crosses my mind; would I be abe to point out B in a crowd. The taste on my lips would have to remind me or it would be a moment missed. Omoney “O”