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MILF Monday: Catherine Zeta-Jones

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: Catherine Zeta-Jones is no stranger to the male sex.  She’s one of the hottest women on the planet, but for whatever reason hasn’t been in as many movies as she used to be in…oh wait, it’s because she’s married to Michael Douglas and is the mother of his children.  This is still disgusting in so many ways, except for the fact she’s a MILF.
 
Pointless Quote: "I’m certainly not going to pay money to see myself naked, when I can just go into the bathroom and whip it off for free."
 

          
    
 

8 Responses to "MILF Monday: Catherine Zeta-Jones"

  1. Yes Way! says:

    Could it be…coult it be that I… could it be that I just saw sexy Zeta!

  2. pratik says:

    Wonder how much T-Mobile’s stock went up when she started doing ads for them.

  3. Quagmire says:

    My stock certainly went up… Giggity,giggity alllll riiiight!

  4. Michael Douglas says:

    I tap that every day. And you don’t.
    Therefore you are a loser and I am a winner.

  5. Rick says:

    WHIP IT OFF for free??

  6. B.A. Barracus says:

    The part in Entrapment where CZJ arches her back so her booty doesn’t hit the lasers is one of the all-time greatest scenes that doesn’t involve actual nudity ever. I call that move “The Zeta Maneuver”. It was glorious and I will be forever thankful.

  7. B.A. Barracus says:

    Here it is in slow-mo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL4NuLpXU7c

  8. Hugh Jassole says:

    Too bad she like nasty old guy balls. What a waste!

MILF Monday: Catherine Zeta Jones

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Age: 38

Where you’ve seen her: Catherine Zeta-Jones has been in such hits as High Fidelity, Traffic and Terminal. But the only thing I really ever remember about her is the shot of her ass in the Entrapment trailer (image below.)

Is she really a MILF? Oh yeah. After marrying old ass Michael Douglass she squeezed out two of his children–Dylan Michael Douglas and Carys Zeta Douglas. I’m not sure what’s more disgusting, the thought of her giving birth or the thought of her having sex with 63-year-old Michael Douglas. I’ll go with Douglas.

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3 Responses to "MILF Monday: Catherine Zeta Jones"

  1. Yes Way! says:

    Could it be…coult it be that I… could it be that I just saw sexy Zeta!

  2. pratik says:

    Wonder how much T-Mobile’s stock went up when she started doing ads for them.

  3. Quagmire says:

    My stock certainly went up… Giggity,giggity alllll riiiight!

  4. Michael Douglas says:

    I tap that every day. And you don’t.
    Therefore you are a loser and I am a winner.

  5. Rick says:

    WHIP IT OFF for free??

  6. B.A. Barracus says:

    The part in Entrapment where CZJ arches her back so her booty doesn’t hit the lasers is one of the all-time greatest scenes that doesn’t involve actual nudity ever. I call that move “The Zeta Maneuver”. It was glorious and I will be forever thankful.

  7. B.A. Barracus says:

    Here it is in slow-mo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL4NuLpXU7c

  8. Hugh Jassole says:

    Too bad she like nasty old guy balls. What a waste!