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MILF Monday: Helena Bonham Carter

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: Helena Bonham Carter is an actress from England, and has played just about every strange eccentric english woman role for the past 20 years.  She was also just in Alice In Wonderland, which somehow made 100 mil so far which is depressing since her husband, Tim Burton, directed it, and really hasn’t changed his style for the past 20 years.
 
MILF Status: Helena has two kids with Tim Burton…which is really gross, but she’s still attractive.
 

         
 

22 Responses to "MILF Monday: Helena Bonham Carter"

  1. Anonymous568 says:

    hhahahahaha ben’z a joke

  2. ptrain says:

    she strikes me as the kinda chick that would be fuckin twisted in the sack

  3. pratik says:

    I find it funny that Ben Affleck is criticizing other movies.

  4. Dwight K. Schrute says:

    I’ll tap that saggy ass any day o’ the week yo! wait.. I’m using the Dwight K. Schrute handle not Wigger’s. OK… forget i said yo.

    Eugenics!!!

  5. Hong Kong Fuey says:

    Well if she puts her Planet of the Apes costume on I might consider…Hey, my CAPCHA word is Slothful! Got me down to a “T”!

  6. Salad Days says:

    I’ve got to agree with CriticalMass here. The fact that I’ve never found Bonham Carter to be attractive is beside the point. Have you seen her lately? She looks terrible. If the only qualification to get your pics thrown up here is that you looked okay at some point in your adult life, then you might as well feature Kirstie Alley next.

  7. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Go Timmy!!!

  8. nickmare says:

    i never thought this chick was hot, i mean even when you consider her handicap of being english she still doesnt look good.

  9. xxCriticalMassxx says:

    I’m sorry to say that although the “pics” do make her seem attractive…the reality is far more unappealing. They have definitely photoshopped her pics severely, and I’m not sure that any of the body parts actually belong to her at all… Here’s a link to just one of numerous pics of her at the beach which show a much more grusomely cellulite ridden Ms. Carter…YUCK!

    http://cdn.picapp.com/ftp/Images/0/0/d/c/Helena_Bonham_Carter_8f2d.jpg

  10. Ben Affleck says:

    Tim Burton might be hideous and all, but I might be able to understand why he might be a funny guy or just really nice.
    But excusing his films? This woman is just plain dumb.

    She owes it to the world to get him to just quit making crappy films. We get it, crooked things and muted colors. Couple it with Danny Elfman, who likewise has only one song that is somehow recycled in every Burton movie ever made, and you have a really bad time every time.

    Thanks for making the world a worse place.

  11. fjadjnasdkjnfjds says:

    She’s actually really pretty. And her and Tim make a cute couple:
    http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/9vv_Fa9PBO1/Philips+British+Academy+Television+Awards/Bf4KAkr-UXS/Helena+Bonham+Carter

    She plays weird ass characters in movies now though.

  12. RitaRippanippleoff says:

    “WORST” photo shop ever! her screen left (actual right) boob is missing under the line of the corset.. FAIL!

  13. Just Trying to Help says:

    Rita….I’m sorry to say she only HAS one boob…one was lost in a roller-coaster accident years ago. You’ve destroyed what little self-esteem she has left. all of the 2-boob pics are photo-shopped, and you are the FAIL.

  14. Kate says:

    I don’t think that it is photoshopped.. you’ve obviously never worn a corset. Corsets really do make your boobs look like that if they’re tight enough.

  15. sloppy seconds says:

    Who in the world would want Tim Burton’s sloppy seconds? YUCK!!! To bad She’s ruined for life.

  16. Men says:

    mmm.. Nice girl))

  17. cough/cool says:

    well she’ll be single with in the next year or so, any time a hollywood couple works together they end up getting a divorce.

  18. Hey-Genius says:

    She’s in like all his movies tard.

  19. assfinger says:

    She is the perfect stoner meth-head junky cobb nibbler!

  20. Ben Boo says:

    Nah, thats not really doing anything for me.

    Lou
    http://www.online-anonymity.us.tc

  21. office jerk, says:

    i guess if you’re in to crack whores she’s ok looking.


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