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MILF Monday: Jennifer Aniston

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: Jennifer Aniston has been a tabloid queen for God knows how long, but that happens when you get dumped by the coolest dude in the world for Angelina Jolie.  Ironically, Jennifer was just in the romantic comedy Love Happens, which may be the laziest movie title ever.
 
MILF Status: Aniston has been talking about having a kid for years, but apparently this time she’s going to take more time off and make sure it happens.
 

         
         
 

18 Responses to "MILF Monday: Jennifer Aniston"

  1. Born_Tuff says:

    Not a milf but definately one of my favorites

  2. MrKillson says:

    Annoying and can’t act, but goddammit if she isn’t one of the most beautiful women out there.

  3. Jambalaya says:

    She doesn’t have the minimum amount of pieces of flair…

    And if you think Brad Pitt is the “coolest dude in the world”, you guys have got some serious mental problems and need the fucking gay beat out of you.

  4. WHARBLGARBL says:

    Like your dad did for you. With his dick. You winner, you.

  5. Jambalaya says:

    WHARBLGARBL, aren’t you late for your NAMBLA meeting?

  6. WHARBLGARBL says:

    Yeah, coming? You 14 year old aspies are MAH FAVRIT.

  7. Barkley's Beer Bong says:

    MILF stands for “Mothers I’d Like to F***” right?

    As hot as Aniston is – and I’d do her in a heartbeat – is she a “Mother”? Does she have any children?

  8. CrazyDribble.com says:

    I would tap that ass like the greek girl loves. Its going to be a long time before this girl becomes a mom. I bet she adopt pets cats before the end of the year instead of getting pregnant.

  9. ballsonjesus says:

    jambalaya – brad pitt is a cool motherfucker.

    i saw on Bill Maher that there was/is an underground campaign in New Orleans to elect him mayor. when maher asked him about it, he said he would never run, but that if he ever considered it seriously he would run on a campaign of “legalize gay marriage, legalize marijuana, and freedom from religion”.

    that is the definition of cool.

  10. ShakeThatBear says:

    It’s cool if you’re into teabagging Jesus, you dumb fuck.

  11. Jambalaya says:

    Brad Pitt is a vegetarian. Never trust a man who doesn’t eat bacon. Bacon is life.

    Secondly, here is a quote from him:

    “It’s amazing what an impending midlife crisis will do for you, really. It got me motivated, having turned 40 in December.”

    Never trust a man who’s “having a mid-life crisis”.

    In other words, how could anyone think this whiny D-bag is the “coolest guy in the world”?

  12. noahaction says:

    i am just shocked anyone watches that asshat Bill Maher. that is one epic D-bag.

  13. The Cow says:

    Id she’s taking more time off to get pregnant, then I guess she’ll need directions to my house.

    Call me, Jen.

  14. jewish guy says:

    did you fags know that ross in the sitcom friends was jewish?

    yup thats right all the hot girls love us jewish guys

    hehehe go suck on cocks non jewish guys

    long live israel

  15. Philosofag says:

    yeah that shit only happens on tv because no one ever wants to be with a jewish guy

  16. adolf hitler says:

    Nein! Fuck you jew!

  17. Turd Ferguson says:

    Is she one of the hottest women ever? No question. Would I do her? Not in a million years. And why? She looks like Shawn Michaels.

  18. Teddy Picker says:

    is she taking applications for fathers? if so i will make sure to follow up.


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