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MILF Monday: Jennifer Walcott

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Every Monday we start your week off with the Mother of All Features: MILF Monday. And since Jennifer has that certain “ILF” quality, it just made sense to make her this week’s MILF Monday.

Age: 30

Where you’ve seen her: She was Playboy’s Playmate of the month in August of 2001. She was also appeared in American Pie Presents: Band Camp and she is the new Mickey’s malt liquor girl.

Tidbit trivia: She is married to Chicago Bears safety Adam Archuletta. Archuletta was benched this season for sucking really really bad.

Is she really a MILF? Well, technically. She and her husband who forgot how to tackle are expecting their first baby in April of 2008. I don’t see you complaining, though.

Pointless quote: “I had to get naked to be in Playboy.”

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Source: jenniferwalcott.com

42 Responses to "MILF Monday: Jennifer Walcott"

  1. Vondy says:

    What is not to like?!!!…….I believe her husband is suffering from weak knees!!!! That’s a good tip for the Vikings next week!

  2. Reggie1111 says:

    Her left one is definately bigger.

  3. loverboy says:

    IIII LLLIIIKKKEEE, NO, IIIIIII LLLOOOVVVEEE!!!

  4. lmao@adam says:

    hahahaha my brother trains adam and jen, and i must say, adam is their gym’s biggest disappointment. i actually got to meet jen one time, she is dope, but a lot better looking in magazines. her lips look like emergency rafts… lmao at all the cracks at adam though

  5. AntiCilicon says:

    lol he got benched for sucking really really bad lol priceless moment but she looks like a starved african she needs alot more weight thn tht n some real good old american tittys no cilicon

  6. stormchaser says:

    She is just too damn hot. It’s a shame she’s not with me. lol

  7. chris says:

    I bet she looks like sin when she isn’t airbrushed. Seriously, if they are going to spend that much time airbrushing her, why not make her boobs symmetrical at least

  8. tuco says:

    How proud she is of her fake breasts. Who is she fooling? Not the girls. Only 16-year old males with erections. We want the real thing, baby.

  9. jbtactown says:

    she came to do a signing at my bar in wa. shes actually a really nice girl. not her fault that you gals are too ugly to compare and you guys are too ugly to stand a chance to get with her. she is very cute, actually a lot more petite than i thought shed be

  10. Willie Okumu says:

    the girls are really beatiful

  11. Andy says:

    Nice set of bolt ons.

  12. RYAN VITUG says:

    ill suck that big boobs and lick that wet pussy of yours>>>yeah!!!

  13. RYAN VITUG says:

    can i fuck you?

  14. RYAN VITUG says:

    wanna suck my dick?

  15. willy says:

    If i was tapping that I would suck at football to, do to Exhaustion and Dehydration

  16. Robert says:

    wow I’m so jealous that you got to suck on those tits as a baby.

  17. WAYNE WIESS says:

    hi jen how are you i wood like to know you a batter if that is ok with you then mybe we could go out with you wonst we know each there batter ok xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

  18. Rodney says:

    If you take the time to look past those fake tits you’ll see she ain’t all that.For me she’s alright.I’d still do her but I wouldn’t put any real effort into it,if she gave it up,fine if not I know I can do better.

  19. Hawk says:

    for all you cracking on Adam u suck he still an NFL player what the fuck do you do

  20. Hawk says:

    the girl’s hot anyone who doesn’t think so must be gay

  21. saveme says:

    This air brushing has gotton out of hand…….now having a belly button is considered a flaw!!!
    This is the second model that I have seen who has lost her belly button.
    Go Bears!

  22. Mr. Cuntington says:

    Smell my fingers.

  23. dont toke the roach says:

    hmmm yeah she’s “hot” but she isnt beautiful. beauty comes from less make up and less plastic in the tits. sure she’s thin as hell and probly fits in a size 4 (im uk so dont know US sizes, think its like a usa 0 or something) but that aint what i’d want. need a girl with a bit of bounce, least when she gets pregnant she’ll put on a bit of weight :D

  24. El Duke says:

    She’s a really HOT & cute doll baby! I would definitely like her to be my MILF any damn day!

  25. illpasson thisone says:

    rictus smile, big grapefruit boobs.

    you americans have got a weird idea of what’s sexy.

  26. Josh says:

    I’ve worked with her on shoots. she’s a bitch and not really that hot. you’d be surprised what 2 hours with a professional make-up artist can do

  27. Joe says:

    Oh so you both have fake & bad looking breasts?

  28. john wisdom says:

    dam she is ****** hot !!

  29. jbigg says:

    id eat a mile of shit just to smell her fart.

  30. Steve says:

    I love all the cracks on Archuletta, he does suck.

  31. quarrygirl says:

    you cant be a milf if you havent had a baby yet! WTF?!?!

  32. Aaron says:

    I like the size of her left breast. But not her right one…

  33. Colin Bell says:

    Too bad her husband sucks at football. Go Skins!

  34. Token Straight Guy says:

    She left fingernail marks all over my back when I shagged her.

  35. blade says:

    i think my girl friend looks a hell of alot better

  36. Yowesers says:

    Where’s her belly button gone?!

  37. Chamard says:

    too sexy 4 my mama!

  38. joe says:

    lol u r gay

  39. ben says:

    omg I went to high school with adam archuletta…. biggest fucking prick ever and now hes married to this bangin’ mom? there is no god.

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