Where You've Seen Her: From TV to Modeling, Jessica Alba has been in nearly everything because she has literally the perfect body.
MILF Status: Alba gave birth to a baby girl just this summer and has adopted the celebrity sterotype of naming their kids weird and not-cool names -- Honor Warren.
congratulations. you now know for sure that you're a flaming, fudge-packing, pole smoking, Larry Craig queer-ass three dollar bill ass pirate motherfucker.
i says to 'make money with sexy honey':
1.) stand in front of the bathroom mirror so as to see yourself
2.) right hand folded, place palm under chin
3.) right elbow pointing directly to left hip
4.) fall forwards keeping right arm steady
5.) crack neck with own hand and watch in mirror as your spinal column collapses
I love that picture where she's pulling her swimsuit bottoms out of her butthole, and you can see her ass crack. it makes me wonder what her anus smells and tastes like. I would love to lick and suck it, to stick my finger in it and shove my dick in it just to hear her squeal. SQUEAL, BITCH!!!
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
February 2nd, 2009 at 01:07 pm
yep, she got it, that's all you can say
February 2nd, 2009 at 01:23 pm
Unfortunate that she has the face of a ferret run over by a truck. Alba is about *the* most overrated woman on the planet, even her body.
February 3rd, 2009 at 03:01 am
you are clearly in need of a serious eye exam, and if that doesn't solve the problem you need to turn in your hetero card and tune into the view.
March 2nd, 2009 at 07:59 pm
congratulations. you now know for sure that you're a flaming, fudge-packing, pole smoking, Larry Craig queer-ass three dollar bill ass pirate motherfucker.
February 2nd, 2009 at 08:41 pm
hey Anonymous February 2nd, 2009 at 01:23 pm---
gay much?
February 2nd, 2009 at 08:47 pm
Yeah.. Alba is fucking sexy. Great ass.
February 2nd, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Yes, perfection at its best.
February 3rd, 2009 at 01:44 am
still awesome....
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Had it is more correct. Her current pictures are average at best.
February 6th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
average? wow, you been out in public lately?
February 9th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
she's the queen of my castle just one time thats all i ask make my dream come true.i agree she is the bomb...
February 28th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Make money with sexy honey
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March 10th, 2009 at 07:38 pm
i says to 'make money with sexy honey':
1.) stand in front of the bathroom mirror so as to see yourself
2.) right hand folded, place palm under chin
3.) right elbow pointing directly to left hip
4.) fall forwards keeping right arm steady
5.) crack neck with own hand and watch in mirror as your spinal column collapses
February 28th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
She's a beutifull woman with NO RAIL TRACKS down her face. You are obviously, VERY JEALOUS!!!!!!
I'm 43 and I would never be embarrrrassssed 2 sho mine!
February 28th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Oh by the way I'm not bisexual. Who ever you are you have issues because she is everything that you would or want to be!!!!
March 2nd, 2009 at 08:03 pm
I love that picture where she's pulling her swimsuit bottoms out of her butthole, and you can see her ass crack. it makes me wonder what her anus smells and tastes like. I would love to lick and suck it, to stick my finger in it and shove my dick in it just to hear her squeal. SQUEAL, BITCH!!!
March 5th, 2009 at 03:47 pm
I would do some pretty strange perverse things to her that would probably end up scarring the both of us for a large majority of our lives
March 7th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
I bet you would lol. how many children has she had? I thought she only had 1.
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March 11th, 2009 at 10:38 am
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March 11th, 2009 at 01:07 pm
damn i would fuck her so hard her mon will orgasm!
May 5th, 2009 at 02:41 am
Never thought of her a Sexy Mom before...
May 12th, 2009 at 04:56 am
I thought she got genital herpes from derek jeter?
May 12th, 2009 at 04:31 pm
I would do her in a minute all night long or until she kills me
May 16th, 2009 at 10:10 am
i don't care i'd do her
December 10th, 2009 at 07:05 pm
i just came soooooooo much damn no one makes me cum like alba
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