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MILF Monday: Julianne Moore

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: Julianne Moore is starting to get back in the spotlight.  Not only does she play a lesbian cast aside Annette Benning in The Kids Are All Right", her lesbianism will follow up in Chloe where she becomes a lesbian lover with a younger woman.  Milf Lesbian.  Awww yeah.
 
MILF Status: Moore has a son and a daughter with husband Bart Freundlich.  He’s gotta be happy too knowing his wifes gonna be bi for the rest of the year.
 

         
    
 

19 Responses to "MILF Monday: Julianne Moore"

  1. Anonymousy says:

    I’d lick that old redheaded cunt for hours.

  2. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Since when do you munch rugs? I thought you were into zoophilia, fucking animals and whatnot?

    Don’t tell me they rejected you as well!!

  3. Hong Kong Fuey says:

    Ugh. Sardines for dinner. Must be Monday.

  4. WTF says:

    The pussy hair is red too, she is so yummy. I’d bang her until my dick falls off.

  5. Ben Affleck says:

    It puts the lotion on its skin!

  6. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Can you lotion up my barely there penis? I would love it if you sharted into my mouth!

  7. DonkeyXote says:

    Shit kid, you must have an IQ no higher than room temperature! CONGRATULATIONS!!! You FINALLY figured out how to accurately clone a pseudonym! How many weeks did it take you to crack the obvious, eh?

    And you wonder why I call you a fuckwit!!??!!

  8. Nicolas Cage says:

    Actually , Ben Affleck and I wonder how you can walk straight after that poundage we administered on you ass-hole. Guess we can’t compare to the poundage you family administers on a daily basis.

  9. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    Have you ever tried expressing your sexual fantasies with your own name? You’ll find yourself making some progress coming out of the closet that way.

    Seriously!

  10. B.A. Barracus says:

    Dude, Julianne Moore is still hot even when she’s dressed as a clown in The Ladies Man.

  11. TD says:

    Yeah…first at porking your sister.

  12. fuckole says:

    first

  13. Jess Watson says:

    Wow, looking pretty good for an old chick!

    Jess
    http://www.online-anonymity.vze.com

  14. Michael Bay's Cock Milk says:

    I don’t care if she’s almost 50, she’s still totally fuckable.

  15. pratik says:

    I feel bad for her daughter… all her guys she knows in school want to hang out with her mom instead of her.

  16. DonkeyXote says:

    Fucking redheads, they’re about as hot as watching your granma take a dump in your CD collection!

  17. DonkeyXote says:

    Trust me I would know, I saw my granma take a dump up my nostrils this morning, and I LOVED IT!!!

  18. DonkeyXote's Gay says:

    You are Gay

  19. DonkeyXoteâ„¢ says:

    You ought to address me as “The Big Fucking Ginga Annhilator”.

    Remember it, I’ll be testing you later on, and you better kneel and not look me in the eyes.


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