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MILF Monday: Kate Beckinsale

 
Age: 34

Where you’ve seen her: Kate Beckinsale said stuff in Van Helsing, Pearl Harbor, Vacancy and Click. All of those movies sucked, but you didn’t care because you got to see Kate Beckinsale saying stuff.

Tantalizing trivia: She’s made a career of being the second choice. She replaced Charlize Theron in Pearl Harbor and Sarah Jessica HorseFace in Click. This should be an inspiration to all you actresses out there. If you’re hot enough, uglier actresses will turn down roles and desperate directors will cast you no matter how crappily you read your lines.

Is she really a MILF? Oh lord yes. Her water broke and everything when she had a daughter (Lily Mo Sheen) with boyfriend Michael Sheen in 1999.

                     

11 Responses to "MILF Monday: Kate Beckinsale"

  1. jackie says:

    oh… hot. I want do it plastic injection moulding

  2. dave says:

    Nice place here!!!
    injection molding

  3. Anonymous says:

    good lord yes, this woman and kirsten bell are the two most jaw dropping gorgeous girls on the planet.

  4. cv says:

    Word.

    She’s also worth seeing in the two Underworld movies, mostly for her leather catsuit.

  5. Anonymous says:

    you all should see the movie Haunted…

  6. Evil Thade says:

    this girl is drop dead gorgeous !
    and the first picture is such a tease !

  7. BARF says:

    I agree that Sarah Jessica does have a HorseFace

  8. Anonymous says:

    She’s also worth watching in Serendipity. There’s a very funny part about her boyfriend. This woman is so hot it’s not even funny. Try to take your eyes off her. I hated Van Helsing but I watched it twice because of her bodice!

  9. Dxtin says:

    KB is a goddess among some of the maxim few… Michael Sheen is one luck mothe f–cker…

  10. Mr Bill says:

    KATE IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

    ONE OF THE VERY HOTTEST IVE SEEN IN MY 60+
    YEARS ON THIS EARTH.

    OH HOW I WISH :-)
    BEFORE I DIE ?

  11. Ken B says:

    Since the Van Helsing moments(couldn’t stand the fake accent),then the whole Underworld experience,I have noticed her a lot more in movies,,limelight,,etc.

    This woman is one of the most desirable ‘MILF’s’ I know of today.

    I wouldn’t say no to even an evening out with her(not to be at a paparazzi event,just the 2 of us,to share a small amount of time to see if my dreams were close to reality)

    Lovely features,now I would like to know the real person too!(like who wouldn’t???)

MILF Monday: Kate Beckinsale

Age: 34

Where you’ve seen her: She said stuff in Van Helsing, Pearl Harbor, Vacancy and Click. All of those movies sucked, but you didn’t care because you got to see Kate Beckinsale saying stuff.

Tantalizing trivia: She’s made a career of being the second choice. She replaced Charlize Theron in Pearl Harbor and Sarah Jessica HorseFace Parker in Click. This should be an inspiration to all you actresses out there. If you’re hot enough, uglier actresses will turn down roles and desperate directors will cast you no matter how shittily you read your lines.

Is she really a MILF? Oh lord yes. Her water broke and everything when she had a daughter (Lily Mo Sheen) with boyfriend Michael Sheen in 1999.

               

7 Responses to "MILF Monday: Kate Beckinsale"

  1. jackie says:

    oh… hot. I want do it plastic injection moulding

  2. dave says:

    Nice place here!!!
    injection molding

  3. Anonymous says:

    good lord yes, this woman and kirsten bell are the two most jaw dropping gorgeous girls on the planet.

  4. cv says:

    Word.

    She’s also worth seeing in the two Underworld movies, mostly for her leather catsuit.

  5. Anonymous says:

    you all should see the movie Haunted…

  6. Evil Thade says:

    this girl is drop dead gorgeous !
    and the first picture is such a tease !

  7. BARF says:

    I agree that Sarah Jessica does have a HorseFace

  8. Anonymous says:

    She’s also worth watching in Serendipity. There’s a very funny part about her boyfriend. This woman is so hot it’s not even funny. Try to take your eyes off her. I hated Van Helsing but I watched it twice because of her bodice!

  9. Dxtin says:

    KB is a goddess among some of the maxim few… Michael Sheen is one luck mothe f–cker…

  10. Mr Bill says:

    KATE IS SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN.

    ONE OF THE VERY HOTTEST IVE SEEN IN MY 60+
    YEARS ON THIS EARTH.

    OH HOW I WISH :-)
    BEFORE I DIE ?

  11. Ken B says:

    Since the Van Helsing moments(couldn’t stand the fake accent),then the whole Underworld experience,I have noticed her a lot more in movies,,limelight,,etc.

    This woman is one of the most desirable ‘MILF’s’ I know of today.

    I wouldn’t say no to even an evening out with her(not to be at a paparazzi event,just the 2 of us,to share a small amount of time to see if my dreams were close to reality)

    Lovely features,now I would like to know the real person too!(like who wouldn’t???)


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