Where You've Seen Her: Kelis did the milkshake song. You know, the song that uses the term "milkshake" as a metaphor for properly marketing yourself in the music industry? That song may also have had something to do with sex. I mean, her milkshake certainly brought all the Nas to the yard (there can only be one Nas), and now they're getting divorced.
MILF Status: Kelis just gave birth to her first kid (son) last tuesday while still in the middle of divorcing Nas. After that's settled they'll probably name the kid something ridiculous, like "Gleh" or "Bloopa-doopa-doo".
thank god. i mean it's nice to have some diversity around here. i canceled my subscription to maxim cuz i was so bored with wall to wall white girls every f-ing month
Oh, you ASSHOLES! My wife & I just had our first child, and we named him Gleh Bloopadoopadoo - those names have been in our families for generations. Enjoy your libel lawsuit, fuckers!
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
July 27th, 2009 at 07:06 am
Gross.
July 27th, 2009 at 07:51 am
Yes, gross.
July 27th, 2009 at 07:43 pm
She looks ugly as hell
July 27th, 2009 at 07:52 am
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Gay
July 27th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Looks like shes about to take a dump standing... She looks "stinky"
July 27th, 2009 at 12:25 pm
she looks good, you're crazy.
July 27th, 2009 at 02:07 pm
No way dude. She has that look on her face like shes about to be pushing out a deuce. Not hot at all. Unless you're into that kinda stuff...
July 27th, 2009 at 02:48 pm
Um...not to sound crazy or anything...but where the white women at?
July 28th, 2009 at 11:58 am
thank god. i mean it's nice to have some diversity around here. i canceled my subscription to maxim cuz i was so bored with wall to wall white girls every f-ing month
July 27th, 2009 at 05:57 pm
Oh, you ASSHOLES! My wife & I just had our first child, and we named him Gleh Bloopadoopadoo - those names have been in our families for generations. Enjoy your libel lawsuit, fuckers!
July 27th, 2009 at 06:30 pm
my manshake brings all the girls to the yard.
July 28th, 2009 at 02:18 pm
she's black, they scare me.
July 29th, 2009 at 07:20 am
your ignorant...u scare the world
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