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MILF Monday: Kelis

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: Kelis did the milkshake song.  You know, the song that uses the term "milkshake" as a metaphor for properly marketing yourself in the music industry?  That song may also have had something to do with sex.  I mean, her milkshake certainly brought all the Nas to the yard (there can only be one Nas), and now they’re getting divorced. 
 
MILF Status: Kelis just gave birth to her first kid (son) last tuesday while still in the middle of divorcing Nas.  After that’s settled they’ll probably name the kid something ridiculous, like "Gleh" or "Bloopa-doopa-doo".
 

         
         
 

13 Responses to "MILF Monday: Kelis"

  1. John McCain says:

    your ignorant…u scare the world

  2. hapless victim says:

    she’s black, they scare me.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Oh, you ASSHOLES! My wife & I just had our first child, and we named him Gleh Bloopadoopadoo – those names have been in our families for generations. Enjoy your libel lawsuit, fuckers!

  4. phiIosopher says:

    She looks ugly as hell

  5. Jeez says:

    Yes, gross.

  6. Kris says:

    Gross.

  7. Boner says:

    my manshake brings all the girls to the yard.

  8. The Monarch says:

    Um…not to sound crazy or anything…but where the white women at?

  9. smash says:

    thank god. i mean it’s nice to have some diversity around here. i canceled my subscription to maxim cuz i was so bored with wall to wall white girls every f-ing month

  10. Beldar says:

    No way dude. She has that look on her face like shes about to be pushing out a deuce. Not hot at all. Unless you’re into that kinda stuff…

  11. lee says:

    she looks good, you’re crazy.

  12. Beldar says:

    Looks like shes about to take a dump standing… She looks “stinky”

  13. Everybody hates Kris says:

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    Gay


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