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MILF Monday: Mariah Carey

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: Mariah Carey is one of those Stars who you just want to see naked.  By all means she should be just naked, because her music sucks, and being a naked musician would really reel in the dough.
 
MILF Status: Mariah has announced that she’s expecting a daughter later this year with husband Nick Cannon, who’s 10 years her junior.  Apparently his cannon doesn’t shoot blanks.
 

         
    
 

7 Responses to "MILF Monday: Mariah Carey"

  1. This girl is hot! says:

    She is a diva and a bitch and I hate the **&$&$ Cannon, he is a lucky bastard!

    On the other hand, Mariah Carey has always been SUPER HOT and I would do her much better than his husband that is almost my age!!

  2. bobby says:

    couldnt find any new pics of her?

  3. Carson Daly says:

    She’s fucking psychotic, but I’d hid it like a punching bag.

  4. Salad Tosser says:

    FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    P.S.
    TOSS MY SALAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    SINCERELY,

    THE SALAD TOSSER

  5. pratik says:

    I swear I hate Nick Cannon every time I see Mariah featured somewhere.

  6. anal_destruktor says:

    SO IS SO FUCKIN’ fine

  7. duh says:

    She was hotter when she was white.


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