Where You've Seen Her: Marley Shelton is Wendy Peffercorn from The Sandlot. You know, the hot lifeguard that Squints kisses at the pool, and then somehow ends up with at the end? Yeah, that chick. Oh, she was also in Grindhouse and several other big movies, but seriously: Wendy Peffercorn. I never would have thought Wendy Peffercorn would have become Dr. Dakota Block. Oh, she's also pregnant.
MILF Status: Marley is still pregnant and is hopefully going to be an Official MILF this fall.
Michael Squints Palledorous walked a little taller that day. And we had to tip our hats to him. He was lucky she hadn't beat the CRAP out of him. We wouldn't have blamed her. What he'd done was sneaky, rotten, and low... and cool. Not another one among us would have ever in a million years even for a million dollars have the guts to put the moves on the lifeguard. He did. He had kissed a woman. And he had kissed her long and good. We got banned from the pool forever that day. But every time we walked by after that, the lifeguard looked down from her tower, right over at Squints, and smiled.
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Holy Taco Goes to the Bahamas
August 17th, 2009 at 02:03 pm
Michael Squints Palledorous walked a little taller that day. And we had to tip our hats to him. He was lucky she hadn't beat the CRAP out of him. We wouldn't have blamed her. What he'd done was sneaky, rotten, and low... and cool. Not another one among us would have ever in a million years even for a million dollars have the guts to put the moves on the lifeguard. He did. He had kissed a woman. And he had kissed her long and good. We got banned from the pool forever that day. But every time we walked by after that, the lifeguard looked down from her tower, right over at Squints, and smiled.
August 17th, 2009 at 04:01 pm
I would be happy to extract any splinters she may incur, using my teeth.
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