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MILF Monday: Michelle Obama

Age: 44

Where you’ve seen her: Michelle Obama is vying to become the first MILF in the White House…well, since that silver-haired stunner Barbara Bush.

Is she really a MILF? Yes, yes she is. In 1999 she pushed so hard that a baby named Malia Ann came shooting out of her. Then, she pushed super hard again in 2001 and a little girl named Natasha (known as Sasha) popped out. Apparently she hasn’t done any pushing since then.

Tantalizing trivia: 100% of Americans would vote for Michelle if her campaign slogan was “Barack Obama’s Baby Mamma.” Also, 64% of all statistics are made up. 

              

8 Responses to "MILF Monday: Michelle Obama"

  1. Josh says:

    I thought MILF’s were supposed to be hot. you douche.

  2. JW says:

    I thought MILF’s were supposed to be hot. you douche

  3. ken says:

    I think John McCains wife is hotter!

  4. Tim says:

    Obamas wife is a total MILF, id hit it in a heart beat.

  5. suomynona says:

    she looks like condy rice to me… declaring her a milf is a fucking longshot! and i have a thing for sistas too!

  6. Snow says:

    How is she a MILF? If you have a thing for an old plain looking woman then i guess hit it. Other wise…….

  7. Anonymous says:

    I thought MILF’s were supposed to be hot. You douche.

  8. one pump says:

    John McCains wife is a MILF, but this woman makes my skin crawl.


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