Where You've Seen Her: You might have seen Michelle Williams in Brokeback Mountain, or perhaps Dawsons Creek, or even the renown classic A Thousand Acres. If so, you're most likely gay, but either way, Michelle Williams is a very talented and uniquely attractive woman. She also happens to be very good with stocks and bonds and trading; funny that in times like these, you have a better chance making money as an actor.
MILF Status: Michelle Williams gave birth to a daughter named Matilda last year with now-deceased actor Heath Ledger. I'm just going to assume that The Dark Knight is missing from their home movie collection.