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MILF Monday: Monica Bellucci

 
Where You’ve Seen Her: Monica Bellucci is the quintessential MILF.  An Italian model and international movie star, she’s been in anything from Bram Stoker’s Dracula where she got naked, to Brotherhood of the Wolf where she also got naked, and Matrix: Revolutions where she orgasmed via the Matrix.  She’s no stranger to turning on the male audience.
 
MILF Status: Monica has one daughter named Deva to French actor Vincent Cassel, the bad guy with the retractable bone sword in Brotherhood of the Wolf.  My guess is it had mutiple uses on set.
 

         
        
 

15 Responses to "MILF Monday: Monica Bellucci"

  1. Omoney says:

    Lookin like some finger lickin chicken fun Kentucky. The Italian forclosure is milfly priceless! Two seconds and the whole box would be; nothing but a biscuit with jelly on it. Crums left to be seen. MMMM MMMM MMHHH Omoney “still lickin my fingers”

  2. dregj says:

    im pretty sure she never orgasmed via the matrix
    (whatever the fluck that is suposed to mean)
    the scene was in reloaded not revolutions
    and involved a different actress
    but other than all that …
    spot on

  3. Jo Jo says:

    Hello, Monica. Fappetta, Fappetta, Fappetta!

  4. wut. says:

    How could you possible leave out the movie “Irreversible” where she is in a 15 minute long rape scene the likes of which the world has never seen before?

  5. Anonymousy says:

    Netflix now!

  6. BooYa says:

    more of forced sodomy scene actually

  7. Anonononoyesyesyes says:

    Undoubtedly, the most uncomfortable scene in movie history.

    Except maybe the beginning of Irreversible, when that dude gets his face utterly bashed in.

  8. nickmare says:

    ms bellucci is one of those women who if seen in person would be like staring directly into the sun

  9. DonkeyXote's mother says:

    I’d lick her ass!

  10. DonkeyXote's mother says:

    but just because I love the taste of turgid shit.

    That’s right boys and girls, I’m a coprophiliac!! TAKE THAT DONKEYXOTE! I am now officially the Lord of Pwnages and you’ve just been punk’d, PUNK!

  11. Seconding the notion... says:

    till my fuckin tongue bled!!!

  12. BlackZepellin says:

    She is hands down the world’s most beautiful woman

  13. Tax Act says:

    The outdoor waterfall is an incredible shot.

  14. Gionni says:

    I’m sorry but the milf with the bikini is not Monica Bellucci but Randy Ingerman…

  15. microbikinimilf says:

    sexy

MILF Monday: Monica Bellucci

Age: 43 (Yes, 43)

Where you’ve seen her:  The crappy Matrix movies, Passion of the Christ, Tears of the Sun and Shoot ‘Em Up. Oh wait, no one saw Shoot ‘Em Up.

Tidbit Trivia: In 2004 (at the ripe young age of 40) she topped AskMen.com’s list of 100 Most Beautiful Women in the World.

Is she really a MILF? Yes! Three years ago a baby passed right through her vagina! She named it Deva. Fun!

         

5 Responses to "MILF Monday: Monica Bellucci"

  1. Omoney says:

    Lookin like some finger lickin chicken fun Kentucky. The Italian forclosure is milfly priceless! Two seconds and the whole box would be; nothing but a biscuit with jelly on it. Crums left to be seen. MMMM MMMM MMHHH Omoney “still lickin my fingers”

  2. dregj says:

    im pretty sure she never orgasmed via the matrix
    (whatever the fluck that is suposed to mean)
    the scene was in reloaded not revolutions
    and involved a different actress
    but other than all that …
    spot on

  3. Jo Jo says:

    Hello, Monica. Fappetta, Fappetta, Fappetta!

  4. wut. says:

    How could you possible leave out the movie “Irreversible” where she is in a 15 minute long rape scene the likes of which the world has never seen before?

  5. Anonymousy says:

    Netflix now!

  6. BooYa says:

    more of forced sodomy scene actually

  7. Anonononoyesyesyes says:

    Undoubtedly, the most uncomfortable scene in movie history.

    Except maybe the beginning of Irreversible, when that dude gets his face utterly bashed in.

  8. nickmare says:

    ms bellucci is one of those women who if seen in person would be like staring directly into the sun

  9. DonkeyXote's mother says:

    I’d lick her ass!

  10. DonkeyXote's mother says:

    but just because I love the taste of turgid shit.

    That’s right boys and girls, I’m a coprophiliac!! TAKE THAT DONKEYXOTE! I am now officially the Lord of Pwnages and you’ve just been punk’d, PUNK!

  11. Seconding the notion... says:

    till my fuckin tongue bled!!!

  12. BlackZepellin says:

    She is hands down the world’s most beautiful woman

  13. Tax Act says:

    The outdoor waterfall is an incredible shot.

  14. Gionni says:

    I’m sorry but the milf with the bikini is not Monica Bellucci but Randy Ingerman…

  15. microbikinimilf says:

    sexy


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