MILF Monday: Mrs. Claus

posted 12/23/2007
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Age: She’s old enough to be a GILF ten times over.

Where you’ve seen her: She’s Santa’s #1 skeez. She also hangs out with elves.

Tantalizing tidbit: Rumors around the toy factory say she LOVES anal.

Is she really a MILF? No one’s really sure if Mr. Claus made her a babymamma, but since she sends a satisfied Santa on his Christmas run where he makes millions of children happy, she is definitely an honorary MILF.

Tags: 2007-12, Blog entry, MILF Monday, mrs. claus

One Response to "MILF Monday: Mrs. Claus"

Tanyatease says:

December 24, 2007 at 6:15 pm

anal?

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