
Where You’ve Seen Her: Naomi Watts is a name we haven’t seen or heard in a while. She’s been in such movies as the PJ Stink bomb King Kong and the much overrated The Ring. But her real feat was fapping on screen in the incomprehensible Mulholland Drive.
MILF Status: Naomi’s got a son named Sam with husband Liev Schriber, best known for his stellar work in Defiance.


The Ring was excellent, don’t be so jaded that you feel you have to insult something people like just to feel better about yourself, we will still love you in the morning.
King Kong sucked ass and I don’t watch scary movies because I wet my bed. But I don’t know why I’m talking about her filmography when I should have just said me so horny.
She was great in The International with Clive Owen